5:44 PM - t͡ɬa:wisklɬpante:kʍt͡ɬi: graveyard of iT dreams
5:45 PM - t͡ɬa:wisklɬpante:kʍt͡ɬi: but yeah I'd hardly even count us as being sponsored so I don't think she expects us to be team it 2
5:45 PM - 2sÿ.Let it Wyatt: yeah but let's be honest
5:45 PM - 2sÿ.Let it Wyatt: this means that we have like
5:45 PM - t͡ɬa:wisklɬpante:kʍt͡ɬi: I can ask l8r but considering she asked what the team's name was so she could name it on the control panel I don't think she plans to
5:45 PM - 2sÿ.Let it Wyatt: the 5th best sponsorship in the game
5:45 PM - t͡ɬa:wisklɬpante:kʍt͡ɬi: ahahah

12:01 PM - 2sÿ.Let it Wyatt: this game is out of control
12:01 PM - 2sÿ.Let it Wyatt: bamboe needs to finish that halberd yesterday
12:02 PM - GNU+mino: BAMBOE I NEEDED THAT HALBERD YESTERDAY
12:02 PM - GNU+mino: YOUR A LOOSE CANNON
12:02 PM - 2sÿ.Let it Wyatt: TURN IN YOUR BADGE
12:02 PM - GNU+mino: YOU'RE*
12:02 PM - 2sÿ.Let it Wyatt: I'M TAKING YOU OFF THE FORCE
12:02 PM - GNU+mino: rapier v rapier
12:02 PM - 2sÿ.Let it Wyatt: 6 item luna v 6 item gyro
12:02 PM - GNU+mino: battle of the titans
12:02 PM - 2sÿ.Let it Wyatt: when metagame collides

a literal wall of autism

wall of autsim

8:21 PM - 2sÿ.Juno: you weren't around for the best spambot ever
8:21 PM - 2sÿ.Juno: rip
8:22 PM - SharplessSix: I'm... confused...
8:22 PM - 2sÿ.Juno: there used to be a spambot that added people in the tf2 community
8:22 PM - 2sÿ.Juno: that would ask people
8:22 PM - 2sÿ.Juno: did you see what was written about you on the forums?
8:22 PM - 2sÿ.Juno: and then a link to like steamcommmunity.ru
8:22 PM - SharplessSix: oh
8:23 PM - SharplessSix: so
8:23 PM - SharplessSix: there wasn't actually anything about me?
8:23 PM - 2sÿ.Juno: on the forums?

7:32 PM - 2sÿ.Juno: cody said he saw what was written about you on the forums
7:32 PM - SharplessSix: written about me?
7:32 PM - 2sÿ.Juno: yes on the forums
7:32 PM - SharplessSix: what was written about me?
7:32 PM - 2sÿ.Juno: on the forums?

3:07 PM - kaileÿ: if I hurt some dipshit's feelings because I called him a nigger faggot
3:07 PM - kaileÿ: I literally could not care less
3:08 PM - kaileÿ: trying to have some god awful guise of professionalism should be kept within the esea and tftv casts
3:08 PM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: ahaha
3:09 PM - kaileÿ: we're already at a point where racism and homophobia are such a laughable minority that it's completely within reason to use them humorously
3:09 PM - kaileÿ: and if you think otherwise
3:09 PM - kaileÿ: congrats you can take up your new position as an SS officer with the feelings gestapo
3:09 PM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: ahahahha
3:10 PM - kaileÿ: why don't we go ahead and get people to stop using the word bastard too
3:10 PM - kaileÿ: what if someone thinks I'm actually accusing them of being born out of wedlock
3:11 PM - kaileÿ: KYLE THEIR FEELINGS ARE IN JEOPARDY
3:11 PM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: hahahahaha

11:05 AM - 31337 94/\/\3|2: ive said this so many times
11:05 AM - 31337 94/\/\3|2: but giraffes fighting is amazing
11:05 AM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: dude what
11:05 AM - 31337 94/\/\3|2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HCIGFdBt8
11:05 AM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: hell yes motherfucker
11:05 AM - 31337 94/\/\3|2: even the gook in the background is like :OOOOOO
11:06 AM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: oh my god
11:06 AM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: this is amazin
11:06 AM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: g
11:06 AM - 31337 94/\/\3|2: dude
11:06 AM - 31337 94/\/\3|2: look at it
11:06 AM - 31337 94/\/\3|2: fuck ME

1:18 PM - gnu+greatstalin: i honestly wanted to be autistic and blurt out something about non-free software but i controlled myself because i'm not THAT bad of a person
1:19 PM - gnu+greatstalin: THAT'S A PROPRIETARY KNIFE THAT DOESN'T RESPECT THE USER'S FREEDOMS IF YOU'RE GOING TO MUTILATE HER GENITALS PLEASE USE AN OPEN SOURCE KNIFE+HANDLE
1:20 PM - gnu+greatstalin: send help
1:20 PM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: ahahaha
1:20 PM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: rock knives only
1:20 PM - 2sÿ.GNU+sugar shy: they're free
1:20 PM - gnu+greatstalin: bind a blade to a rock
1:20 PM - gnu+greatstalin: open source mutilation device
1:21 PM - gnu+greatstalin: excuse me this isn't a weapon it's a knife+rock
1:21 PM - gnu+greatstalin: sure i'm going to disfigure this woman for life but i will not let her suffer from proprietary tools that do not respect the user's programming freedom
1:22 PM - gnu+greatstalin: scratch that i'm totally gone tell everyone i died with muh freedom

6:16 PM - You Must Mike d:)!!!.kwm: god damnit june
6:16 PM - You Must Mike d:)!!!.kwm: why do you always agree with me
6:16 PM - You Must Mike d:)!!!.kwm: you're the fucking best

11:14 AM - 2sÿ.conductor: I'm gonna need to brainstorm new guilt strategies
11:14 AM - 2sÿ.conductor: I told her I have cancer and I'm going to die in 4 months but I don't think she believed me
11:14 AM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: we have the technology
11:15 AM - 2sÿ.conductor: I also said that my cat is limping and it's her fault
11:15 AM - 2sÿ.conductor: I need to get better at this
11:15 AM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: ahahahahah

9:56 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: breloomski: cody plz
breloomski: tell me how you wizard
2sÿ.conductor: I can't disclose that
2sÿ.conductor: it's classified
2sÿ.conductor: but srsly does she have longer hair because I'm not diggin this shorter shit
2sÿ.conductor: I datamined you , welcome to the botnet

5:43 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: only certain wavelengths can identify my brony self
5:44 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: a detailed spectroscopy is needed but I cannot afford a test at the level required
5:45 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: I must coat my body in a one piece skin tight suit that filters out these wavelengths to keep control of my conscious
5:45 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: I got in an argument with my tumblr philosopher friends about whether my brony self is my real self
5:46 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: I believe the cause is a mixture of heavy exposure to chemtrails and fluoridated water

5:08 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: it's always weird seeing videos with old versions of snakefront and shit
5:08 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: snakewater
5:08 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: holy shit I'm high

11:30 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: MORE RANGS
11:30 PM - more shoes: !

6:56 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: youtube is telling me when people are playing in madison
6:56 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: I feel so datamined
7:04 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: aahahahaha
7:04 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: richard stallman warned you

10:46 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: mr slin wants me to tell you your friends list is full
10:46 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: or to add him or something? idk
10:51 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: oh lol
10:52 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: MR SLIN 'LFT: oh WOOPS
MR SLIN 'LFT: ITS MY FRIENDS LIST THATS FULL GG
10:52 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: it's not full he just added me
10:52 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: lmao
10:52 PM - 2sÿ.conductor: big plays

5:54 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: cody I'm sorry but we have to divorce
5:54 PM - 2sÿ.niflhel: oh god
5:54 PM - 2sÿ.niflhel: not again
5:54 PM - 2sÿ.niflhel: ;_;
5:54 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: i'm so sorry
5:55 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: it's not you
5:55 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: it's mino
5:55 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: blame him
5:55 PM - 2sÿ.niflhel: what
5:55 PM - 2sÿ.niflhel: god damnit mino
5:56 PM - 2sÿ.niflhel: 2sÿ.niflhel: ARE YOU JUST MAD
2sÿ.niflhel: BECAUSE I'M HAPPY
2sÿ.niflhel: AND YOU AREN'T
2sÿ.muh_fredums: what
2sÿ.niflhel: FUCK YOU SLUT
2sÿ.muh_fredums: what
5:56 PM - 2sÿ.Swinging sugar shy: ahahaha

2:43 PM - AG ghos7ayama #believe: time to check some privliages
2:45 PM - 2sÿ.Juunee: privileges
2:45 PM - 2sÿ.Juunee: dipshit
2:46 PM - AG ghos7ayama #believe: my brian hurts
2:46 PM - AG ghos7ayama #believe: forgive me
2:46 PM - 2sÿ.Juunee: kyle pls
2:46 PM - AG ghos7ayama #believe: QUIT TALKING TO URSELF
2:46 PM - AG ghos7ayama #believe: lql
2:46 PM - 2sÿ.Juunee: top lel

1:23 PM - 2sÿ.puzzle: I opened a can of soda and some of it splashed on my hand and I licked it off
1:23 PM - 2sÿ.puzzle: and there was blood there
1:23 PM - 2sÿ.twitch.tv/juunee: what
1:23 PM - 2sÿ.puzzle: my hand isn't bleeding and my tongue doesn't appear to be
1:23 PM - 2sÿ.puzzle: this is cause for concern
1:24 PM - 2sÿ.twitch.tv/juunee: did you finger some girl on her period
1:24 PM - 2sÿ.puzzle: 3dpd
1:24 PM - 2sÿ.twitch.tv/juunee: did you get a papercut fingering some 2d girl
1:24 PM - 2sÿ.puzzle: ahahahah

In the ruined wastelands of America, where concrete towers over natural landscape and people look down as they head to jobs with minimally important bureaucratic function, the lost children of a dying tribe strike out at their mechanistic techno-social order by indulging in one of the last organic pleasure possible: marijuana. And when indulging in marijuana, and looking for a portable blast away from the 940cm bong, most of today's stoners seek out the blunt (a commercial cigar whose contents have been replaced by marijuana).

As America, a moral nation with a political conscience, began the slide further into the descent of cultural breakdown, most people began to view lifestyle choices like blunt-smoking as products of social injustice or damage, but some simply state their desire to get high. Being from the latter category, this editorial board suggests a nihilistic recognition of the blunt for what it is: a useful portable, disposable device for inhaling marijuana.

12:15 AM - SharplessSix: HMM
12:15 AM - SharplessSix: caps
12:15 AM - SharplessSix: hmm

7:25 PM - 2sÿ.gotfrag_scientist: UPSET_MAP
7:25 PM - 2sÿ.gotfrag_scientist: great map
7:25 PM - 2sÿ.gotfrag_scientist: great experience
7:25 PM - 2sÿ.nÿflheÿm: yeah dude
7:25 PM - 2sÿ.nÿflheÿm: they lost to crunchy bunch on gpit before
7:25 PM - 2sÿ.gotfrag_scientist: you should have been 1st place but gpit
7:25 PM - 2sÿ.gotfrag_scientist: sorry ace
7:25 PM - 2sÿ.nÿflheÿm: nah
7:26 PM - 2sÿ.nÿflheÿm: then it'd just go to a 3rd map
7:26 PM - 2sÿ.nÿflheÿm: and indust should win that unless the 3rd map is gpit again
7:26 PM - 2sÿ.nÿflheÿm: welcome to esea fun overdrive edition
7:26 PM - 2sÿ.nÿflheÿm: 8 weeks of gpit

12:17 AM - 2sÿ.gotfrag_scientist: 12:34 AM - [rO]TzonTzo: and by keys i mean dota 2 keys...which are stronger than tf2 keys...
12:17 AM - 2sÿ.gotfrag_scientist: lmao what
12:17 AM - AG ghos7ayama #believe: they lift

11:35 AM - 2sÿ.coquette: during the day I go to eau claire and then jump down to chicago
11:35 AM - 2sÿ.coquette: at night
11:35 AM - 2sÿ.coquette: my routing goes to eau claire
11:35 AM - 2sÿ.coquette: then it bounces around in minneapolis for a few hops
11:35 AM - 2sÿ.coquette: and then goes to chicago
11:36 AM - 2sÿ.c0m3 seE m3: lmao
11:36 AM - 2sÿ.coquette: I'm just like
11:36 AM - 2sÿ.coquette: who the hell am I supposed to call to try and change this
11:36 AM - 2sÿ.coquette: call level 1 phone support
11:36 AM - 2sÿ.coquette: YES I WOULD LIKE MY ROUTING TO INTERNAP FIXED
11:36 AM - 2sÿ.coquette: DID U RESTART UR MODEM
11:36 AM - 2sÿ.c0m3 seE m3: ahhahah

6:07 PM - 2sÿ.coquette: I'll go for a run before scrims
6:07 PM - 2sÿ.coquette: I'm sure that'll be even better
6:07 PM - 2sÿ.coquette: you guys can hear my ragged breathing as I approach death
6:10 PM - 2sÿ.c0m3 seE m3: "that scout took 40 and my heart is stopping"
6:11 PM - 2sÿ.coquette: that medic is rape cultured for 50 and I can't feel my chest I think I'm going to pass out
6:11 PM - 2sÿ.c0m3 seE m3: "tell my parents I love them if I don't make it to mid"

1:12 PM - 2sÿ.coquette: she doesn't look nearly as good w/o the glasses
1:12 PM - 2sÿ.coquette: god damn
1:12 PM - 2sÿ.c0m3 seE m3: cody
1:12 PM - 2sÿ.c0m3 seE m3: no girl ever does

7:14 AM - crumpet @ ETS: i just think it is ironic that el tee "i never leave the basement, seriously" crumpet is out getting blasted while deagle "I'm swimming in pussy" mancer is starving to death in his house
7:16 AM - crumpet @ ETS: i thought the phrase swimming in pussy was funny because you are a lifeguard
7:16 AM - crumpet @ ETS: i put a lot of thought into this
7:17 AM - 2sÿ.c0m3 seE m3: I appreciate the effort

10:53 PM - crumpet @ ETS: i just hit 3 high fives in a row

10:53 PM - crumpet @ ETS: 3/3
10:54 PM - crumpet @ ETS: 100% highfive accuracy

10:42 PM - crumpet @ ETS: turns out that in ottowa people are cool with real money
10:43 PM - crumpet @ ETS: but in "KEBEK"
10:43 PM - crumpet @ ETS: they lose their shit if you show them anything other than monopoly money

10:37 PM - crumpet @ ETS: helllo this is fgfg
10:37 PM - crumpet @ ETS: ffg
10:37 PM - crumpet @ ETS: dan is fucking destroyed
10:37 PM - crumpet @ ETS: 10/10
10:37 PM - crumpet @ ETS: 6/10 at best i have not puked yet
10:37 PM - crumpet @ ETS: fuck you

crumpet @ ETS: goddamn they have good beer here
2sÿ.goodbÿe: good to know
crumpet @ ETS: i can barely see what im typing
crumpet @ ETS: but im sure the spelling is correct
crumpet @ ETS: sans that extra space
crumpet @ ETS: in that line
crumpet @ ETS: 3 lines up

11:51 PM - 2sÿ.goodbÿe: I hope the vincent documents get leaked someday
11:52 PM - 2sÿ.goodbÿe: it's just a big high gloss photo paper printout
11:52 PM - 2sÿ.goodbÿe: of clockwork's face

11:06 PM - 2sÿ.goodbÿe: and I've always wanted to play on a team with you because of our homosexual internet relationship

garl tsagan: 100 lashes is a lot
garl tsagan: can i get an installment plan

5:16 PM - ephemeral: the coast guard started to cage the fishing boat in
5:16 PM - ephemeral: thinking they were somali pirates
5:17 PM - ephemeral: apparently the fishing crew has been arrested for being pirates before ahaha
5:17 PM - ephemeral: brilliant guarding
5:17 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: #1
5:17 PM - ephemeral: better safe than sorry
5:17 PM - ephemeral: you're coming with me potential pirate-san
5:17 PM - ephemeral: the government has set up a website to sell eyepatches
5:17 PM - ephemeral: everyone who orders is arrested the next day
5:17 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: ahahah
5:18 PM - ephemeral: eyepatche orderers can face up to a year in prison
5:18 PM - ephemeral: tricorne owners up to 5
5:18 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: ahahahah

12:18 AM - ephemeral: not just anybody can shitpost without realizing it
12:18 AM - ephemeral: it takes incredible concentration and mental fortitude
12:18 AM - ephemeral: take a second to really appreciate it when spotted in the wild
12:19 AM - ephemeral: fuck I wanna play sonic but I wanna shit post on /a/ and browse danbooru
12:19 AM - ephemeral: my life is hard

xB

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11:04 PM - purehearted lesbian romance: me and mino used to just sit there thinking of stupid shit we could say to reference genitals that make no sense but for some reason everybody knows what you're talking about

5:08 PM - purehearted lesbian romance: she said her friend jeniffer was at basketball practice before so she's taking a shower before she comes over
5:08 PM - purehearted lesbian romance: and my dad was like why don't you play basketball jokingly
5:08 PM - purehearted lesbian romance: and I just yelled
5:08 PM - purehearted lesbian romance: you think this white bitch has hops?
5:08 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: ahahha
5:09 PM - purehearted lesbian romance: i bet she can't even touch the rim

11:31 AM - purehearted lesbian romance: "He has left a very personal signature as a thinker at the head of the Church, and also as a shepherd."
11:32 AM - purehearted lesbian romance: A theological conservative before and during his time as Pope, he has taken traditional positions on homosexuality and women priests, while urging abstinence instead of blessing the use of contraceptives.
11:32 AM - purehearted lesbian romance: he's a thinker alright

8:00 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: the fuck is hedgehog's dilemma
8:00 PM - debauchery: a metaphor for social intimacy
8:00 PM - debauchery: hedgehog's in the winter trying to huddle together for warmth but they can't because of their spines
8:01 PM - debauchery: sacrificing warmth for comfort
8:01 PM - debauchery: etc
8:01 PM - debauchery: it's so fucking deep

7:58 PM - debauchery: she was writing stuff on the board and asking people to just yell stuff out so we could pick stuff from categories to write some speech crap about it
7:58 PM - debauchery: and when it got to ideas/concepts he yelled out god
7:58 PM - debauchery: I was like
7:58 PM - debauchery: holy shit you're so edgy
7:58 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: ahhahaha
7:59 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: you should have fucking screamed after him edgy teenagers
7:59 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: go-EDGY TEENAGERS
7:59 PM - debauchery: I wanted to yell flank
7:59 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: ahahahahahahah

12:48 PM - debauchery: there are all sorts of things
12:48 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: just impale niggas
12:48 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: going straight vlad on these idiots
12:48 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: make them attend bronycon on acid
12:48 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: that's torture
12:48 PM - debauchery: just brat brat these niggas with my tek 9
12:48 PM - debauchery: you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
12:48 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: aahahha
12:49 PM - debauchery: gonna make this nigga listen to vanilla ice drinking the cheapest malt I could find at the gas station
12:49 PM - debauchery: this is hood purgatory

10:35 AM - 琥珀: on wednesday if the easterly wind isn't over 15 degrees celsius bearing north slightly and you don't call me xim you fucking bet your non-denominational patootie that i will be reporting a rape

10:29 AM - 琥珀: we have to end slut shaming
10:30 AM - 琥珀: the unbalanced cisgendered sexual pleasure paradigm must undergo an upheaval
10:30 AM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: we must change the face of sexuality as we know it
10:31 AM - 琥珀: down with the gender binary
10:32 AM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: up with demiromantic trigenders
10:32 AM - 琥珀: please check your pronouns in the future i wish to referred to as either xim or xir with weather and day of the week being the differentiating factors
10:32 AM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: ahahahaha
10:33 AM - 琥珀: if it is a tuesday and either partially cloudy or foggy i wish to be xim
10:33 AM - 琥珀: with any other weather configuration xir will suffice

8:22 AM - 琥珀: I just want to die
8:22 AM - 琥珀: during a discussion of this book for class
8:22 AM - 琥珀: someone
8:22 AM - 琥珀: quite literally
8:22 AM - 琥珀: just said "rape culture"
8:22 AM - 琥珀: unifuckinronically
琥珀 is now Offline.
琥珀 is now Online.
10:23 AM - 琥珀: did you get my message
10:26 AM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: rape culture
10:26 AM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: I'm so sorry
10:26 AM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: did they tell you that you contribute to rape culture without knowing it
10:26 AM - 琥珀: the collective patriarchal unconscious has seeped into my gaze
10:26 AM - 琥珀: i have raped too many womyn
10:27 AM - 琥珀: what do i do june
10:27 AM - 琥珀: how do i make up for my transgression
10:28 AM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: say 5 our non-denominational non-gender-assumptive authority spirits
10:28 AM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: and go to your local slutwalk

12:53 PM - www.nfl.com: it said one of the side effects is decreased sex drive
12:53 PM - www.nfl.com: so I'm like what am I gonna stop reading doujins now
12:53 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: ahaha
12:54 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: I've always wondered why you just read them
12:54 PM - www.nfl.com: FOR THE PLOT

5:58 PM - בעל פעור: I'm sick of being asked about trains
5:58 PM - 2sÿ.Deaglemancer: ahahahaha
6:00 PM - בעל פעור: fuck sometimes I remember that japs have the same word for green and blue
6:00 PM - בעל פעור: and I just get mad