John the Goalie
John Kennedy   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I like to draw and play video games with my friends.
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Last Online 2 hrs, 46 mins ago
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The Mighty Morphin Idiots:
John the Goalie - Dumbest idiot you'll ever meet
Violent Alpaca - All the game every game
Jamie Webb - My right hand man (Don't tell my left hand)
JunaidK - I'm a disgrace to his family
Polish Sniper - My not so brother that originates from another mother

Killed by my own post counter: 1

ShoutOuts:
Greg the Mannequin - Greg makes some good shit!
Relk_Cehi - Friend of a friend and my favourite Tagger
Hachiman!! - One of the greatest people I've met online
Last_Hound - Great person to represent the community
♠The Spope♠ - Funniest person I can talk to

Favorite Quotes:
John the Goalie - "I'M THE GOALIE!!!"
Andrew4sure - "The best scientific force is brute force"
Greg the Mannequin - "I may be a mannequin but I'm still a doll!"
Egoraptor - "This game makes my dick ROCK HARD"
Jontron - "If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst"
Danny Sexbang - "It's fucking science. Just ask Albert Einstein, he invented space"
Smash Z - "Expand's hot piece of ass"
Kaz - "We're in candy land and the flavour you pick is salt!?"
Matteh - "I don't like titres"
Greg Proops - "We have to get on those armadillo and we have to teach them how to boogy"
Gus Sorola - "I am the cheese master"
Jesse Cox - "I was Hitler once. I know what it's like to be Hitler"
Lyle McDouchbag - "What if the entire screen play of Chicken Run was at your fingertips!"
Brownman - "I just got beat by the fucking Power Rangers!"

Recent Activity

10.1 hrs on record
last played on Nov 24
9.9 hrs on record
last played on Nov 23
16.9 hrs on record
last played on Nov 19
asa Apr 30 @ 12:43am 
Hey, ummm.. I kinda like you dmitri ._. OwO, yeah, uuhhhh .. im that gril that stares at you in class, yeah that one in the back rofl, i found your profile by stalking you and taking your phone while you were hanging with your cool friends ;)))))), you know that britney girl ? yeah that one im sitting next to her XDDDDDD ^_^. I really felt that connection when we sat together you know ? it's like we were meant together, maybe we could go out on weekends and maybe have sex (jk jk im not that of a slut :D) you know i also have big tits and a big ass so you can shove your face in them and i can feel you breath inside them, god i can already feel my self wet while writing this... Sorry i fantasize too much about you dmitri. Yeah i just wanted to let you know i like you
.:JoHn KeNnEdY:. May 18, 2016 @ 9:05am 
hey john , thx for game :D
Greg the Mannequin Dec 19, 2015 @ 4:46pm 
Hi
mastikhor Aug 21, 2015 @ 11:58am 
+ rep fast & fair trader
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Last_Hound Apr 5, 2015 @ 6:21am 
Happy Easter !
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