Reverend Jesse V92
Irish Cephalopod Enthusiast   Owensboro, Kentucky, United States
I make digital bric-a-brac.


"He's a baby back bitch!"
"That's rich coming from a guy with a pony porn tattoo"
- Shadow & V92

"You wanna fight? These claws aren't just for coupling, mate!"
- Tech

"Sandusky's like our speed dial pedophile"
- V92

"I'm sorry I racially excluded your genitals, Tech"
- Magnum

"I'm going to get my 15 locomotives insured"
"Where are you going to get the money to insure 15 locomotives?"
"Where am I going to get 15 locomotives?"
- Tech and Grove

My sense of humor is more confused than a lost child at Never-Land Ranch.
- Hoffnuts

"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday."
- John Wayne

Winston Churchill once asked a woman, "If I paid you a million pounds would you sleep with me?
The woman replied, "Why yes Mr. Churchill, I would."
"Well what if I paid you ten pounds?", he said.
Appalled, the woman said, "Why, Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you take me for?"
Mr. Churchill responded, "We've already established that, now we're just negotiating price."

Winston Churchill was once again shitfaced at a gathering.
A women went up to him, nose high and said, "It is very unprofessional for a statesmen to be drunk in public Mr. Churchill."
Undeterred, Churchill responded, "I may by toasted, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly."

[11/7 2:25] [RedditChat] Kozak@Vailinn: yeah more kazon would make sense, natrual allies for the KDF id say
[11/7 2:25] [RedditChat] Lelouch@amezuki: They're like low-rent trash Klingons

"Challenge your preconceptions or they'll challenge you."

8:02 PM - Nysyth™: Masseffect has always been about zooming around the galaxy groin first on a quest for ass; visit new galaxies, meet new races & plow them

"Besides, it's kind of nice to be remembered as a martyr without being dead, wouldn't you say?"
- Dash Rendar

Tuesday, May 23, 2017
2:21 AM - Magenta: You know what unsettles me? If you go onto the gmod workshop and type "Beyblade Swep" nothing shows up... thats REALLY unsettling to me
2:22 AM - Reverend Jesse V92: cause it's bey-blade *shitty music plays*

"Thanks man, I appreciate it. I saw Gwar in concert recently while knowing absolutely nothing about them. It was... well, I fucking loved it but I still don't know what it was that I saw."
- /u/puthisglasseson

"I got it all figured out. The Navy owes me 40 years back pay."
- David Herdeg
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Identity & Info

The best way to contact me if you need to talk to me is to join my Discord server and tag me. Also, don't just say 'hey' and not tell me what you want. Give me a message about what you want to talk about and I'll give you diplomacy access to the private channel so we can talk privately. The diplomacy channel is wiped after every meeting so it remains private.

However, if you come in the server and your first message is a request, I've told my entire admin team to kick you on sight. I don't take requests or commissions - final answer. This also applies to my workshop pages and my Steam profile.

Join my Discord Server by Clicking Here []


As long as you don't mind my smart-ass, world-weary cynical attitude, and you don't act like That Guy, we'll get along great. I don't give a rat's ass if you voted for a can of beans, your skin is pink, you're blind, crippled, a tranny, mentally ill, or just nuts; if you try to be a good, honest person and just do your best with what hand you're given, I can probably get along great with you.


Name: Jesse 'Lucky/Irish' Vanover
Title: Reverend (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, 2015)
Degree: Bachelor of Arts (Game Design, University of Advancing Technology, 2016)
Service Number: V92
Date of Birth: 1992-12-08, Tuesday (25)
Ethnicity: Irish
Race: Elmer's Glue
Nationality: American
Birthplace: Fairchild Air Force Base
Current Location: Owensboro, KY
Relationship Status: +

Current Positions

Firestorm Studios/Cult of V92: H.N.I.C., 200X - Present : Moderator, 2015 - Present
Odecai Saarai (SWTOR): Pseudo-Admin, 2015 - Present
Tunnel Krayts (SWTOR): Admin, 2017 - Present
FC&N (GMod): Respected+, 2016 - Present

Former Positions

G.M.O.D. Soldiers (GMod): Corporal/Developer, 2010 - 2011
GMod Theater (GMod): Moderator, 2010 - 2012
Ponies of War (Various): Moderator, 2011-2016
Dynamic RP (GMod): Developer, 2016 - 2017

Around the Web

SWGEmu: Basilisk
SWTOR Server: Ebon Hawk
Star Trek Online: @jvanover
UPlay: ReverendV92

Personal Website []
deviantART []
Facepunch []
GameBanana []
GMod Dot org []
GitHub []
Imgur []
NationStates []
Tumblr [[]
Twitch []

Musical Interests

Pink Floyd
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Dropkick Murphys
Flogging Molly

Favourite Songs

Pink Floyd :: Empty Spaces
Pink Floyd :: Run Like Hell
Pink Floyd :: One Slip
Pink Floyd :: Take It Back
Pink Floyd :: Have a Cigar
The Bosstones :: Go Big
The Bosstones :: The Skeleton Song
The Bosstones :: I Wrote It
The Bosstones :: Katie
The Bosstones :: The Impression that I Get
Dropkicks :: Fighting 69th
Dropkicks :: Irish Rover
Dropkicks :: Worker's Song
Dropkicks :: Gonna Be a Blackout Tonight
Dropkicks :: Buried Alive
Dropkicks :: Bastards on Parade
Dropkicks :: Green Fields of France
Dropkicks :: Auld Triangle
Flogging Molly :: Drunken Lullabies
Flogging Molly :: Devil's Dance Floor
Flogging Molly :: Irish Pub Song
SR-71 :: Lucky
SR-71 :: Last Man on the Moon
True Rivals :: White Collar Crime

Top Movies

The Cat in the Hat (2003)
The Princess Bride (1987)
The Wall (1980)
HEAT (1995)
The Mask (1994)

Stuff I Like

Army Men
Damage Inc.
Earth Defense Force
Fallout 4
Gwain Saga
John Wayne
Lambda Wars
Lead & Gold

The Mean Greens
Obsidian Conflict
Star Trek Online
Star Wars
World War II
Favorite Group
A place of lard.
In Chat

Recent Activity

127 hrs on record
last played on Dec 11
2,505 hrs on record
last played on Dec 11
Kaiser Wilhelm II 12 hours ago 
what happened to that synergy guy
✯Humble✯ 16 hours ago 

If you want to talk to him privately, join his discord and ask for a diplomacy pass.
λ Traper444 λ 20 hours ago 
heya i want to talk with you please
Focus Dec 9 @ 8:00pm 
the Content, not the map, just the Props.
Reverend Jesse V92 Dec 9 @ 5:43pm 

Permission denied. Make a new map.
Happy 25th birthday!