Well welcome to my page, you should of said that you were coming. I would of clean up the place, well actually I lie I wouldn't of really.
Anyway, the name's James. James Bond and I have my vodka straight, not mixed. Also I love playing, listening, watching and auscultation to video games and podcasts.
"These quotes are stupid"
"I'm like a Tangent-osaurus"
"Abort it like a baby"
Found on the internet: "Lusty Argonian"
"Copy and Pasta"
Knife Party: "A Drug-based superhero"
AH_Jeremy: "Some ponies just want to watch the world burn, it seems."
KFJ: "Some ponies just want to watch the world clop, too."
"A Mad Brochacho: I use dto be and advntrer too, said teh sergeat"
"A Mad Brochacho: Then i got jamped on by bags"
A Mad Brochacho "then they killed the nightmare pony with the friendship laser and I said wow this show is the shit"
A Mad Brochacho "In the metal cold trech sat the sergeat And esplions ther are in the background Eh then sed, "locks and loasds," and shotd targets A bag did jamp, he died withot a sound."
Shadus Astrum: Somebody get the butter, cause James just got roasted
"A Mad Brochacho: james you write like a dyslexic angel"
An African American Brochacho: If I masturbate and write a fic at the same time, is it a clopfic?
12:06 AM - An African American Brochacho: I can't out dyslexic James
2:48 AM - An African American Brochacho: One of the most intelligible unintelligible things I've read
8:08 PM - Kensei: Hey Celestia, gotta ask ya....How bigs your crank? (No Homo)
11:17 PM - Shroud: Pants are nice as they have pockets, but... i'm not always a fan of wearing them. 11:17 PM - Grey Noise: I have pockets 11:17 PM - Grey Noise: It's called my asshole
3:27 PM - A Throbbing Brochacho: I'll smack them with my throbbing armdicks until they cry tears of semen
With: "Okay fuck no, Obviously this guy has never had a woman bend down like that before. If it's a thong and she does 100000000 squats a day, maybe her ass will look like that. But then that white dick thing wouldn't be showing like that if thong. Could be regular underwear she shoved in her ass and clenched the cheeks, but some would be showing at the top, too. This is clearly inaccurate and that's a turn-off. You know I like accurate porn. Now go find me some hot gay furries. Also tell Bro that my heart is with him even though I'm far away."
1:22PM - Grey: I'm much better at ERPing thatn you, brochacho 1:22PM - Grey: It's better because I leave them with sticky fingers
184.108.40.206:27015 Survival US 1
220.127.116.11:27015 Survival US 2
18.104.22.168:27015 Survival US 3
22.214.171.124:27015 Survival US 4
126.96.36.199:27015 Survival England
188.8.131.52:27015 Survival Amsterdam
(or just check them out in your steam server listing with names starting with MTMS or Multi Tanks)