274 people found this review helpful
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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 23.1 hrs on record
Posted: Nov 10, 2014 @ 2:56pm
Updated: Dec 22, 2014 @ 12:49pm

Intro
Have you ever dreamed of being a goat? Exploring lands as a goat? Maybe smashing into cars and watching them blow up? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this game is for you! If you answered no to any of these questions, this game is for you!

Goat Simulator is a game in which you take on the role of a goat. An invincible goat, that is. You start in a small town with a party, construction site, and a satanist sacrifice forest. You can simply roam the city and explore, you can cause mass chaos and blow up gas containers or parked cars, you could become a sky diving goat and jump off a construction crane, hitch a ride on a paraglider, or get hit by a bus just because you can!

What you can do as a goat
  1. Fly with a jetpack uncontrollably
  2. Get hit by a bus
  3. Lick a bolder and throw it down at civilians having a barbeque
  4. Have a party and become DeadGoa7
  5. Get beet up by people in an ally
  6. Ride a bike
  7. Use your oh so powerful tongue of yours to hold onto a ferris wheel
  8. Swim by simply jumping in water and willing yourself to move
  9. Become an angel goat
  10. Become a devil goat
  11. Become a anything-you-eat-will-turn-into-a-bomb goat
  12. Go on the workshop and become a <fill in workshop item here> goat.
  13. Do anything else you've ever desired to do as a goat
  14. Run head on into a building/car and just fall down
  15. Scale walls with your amazing goat sprint jump ninja skills
  16. Run into civilians and hear them scream because they fell over and watch them glide up and run away
  17. Walk into a carnival, jump into a booth, people scream, trying to run away, and then say "Is that a goat??!"
Score: Goat/10 would play again

System Specs
CPU: AMD FX 8320 OC at 4.1GHz
GPU: EVGA GTX 760 OC
RAM: 8GB RAM
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4 Comments
CUBE² Jan 17, 2015 @ 10:52pm 
i think coffee stain studios never fix their bugs... other than crash and freeze ones
ilikewaffles88 Nov 28, 2014 @ 4:27am 
this seems like it is written by a teenager who doesn't know how to spell "scream".....
Rax Nov 23, 2014 @ 7:53am 
Very nice...
Loy Nov 16, 2014 @ 7:04pm 
i once went to space as a goat and completly ignored the laws of phisics by falling under ground which is phisically impossible
10/10