My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Forsen, because he can't beat anything FeelsGoodMan

Hey, not mad. but you borrowed my lawn mower last summer and never gave it back. Look Im not saying I need it, but the lawn mower is the cornerstone of my marriage, Sir, she took the kids from me, but aside from the separation, my grass is out of control. Its so high, the crab grass is spreading, the yard is hard to walk through, and the insects have become so intelligent that theyve opened diplomacy with me. Please return the lawn mower ASAP, theyve declared war.

So heard you had a problem with something George posted. I just wanted to let you know that you will never go anywhere in life being a offended by everything candy ass. So I honestly hope that if and when you finally get somewhere in life I hope someone pisses you off and you lose your ♥♥♥♥ because people will not hesitate to piss you off. And I am one of those people. And I enjoy it. And the picture is compliments of all the people who like to piss people off. I could have been worse. But I'm not. I have a whole armory of things I can offend you by. But out of respect for certain people I won't. So I hope you have fun with your pussified offended life you live.

Suicide has always interested me, sometimes, it arouses me. I do have to keep it a secret. Imagine me telling my wife the only way my erectile dysfunction is cured is because im thinking about killing myself. Idk it always gets me off. When i think about LARPing as Kurt Cobain...baby I gotta go make love to my wife rn!

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I often lay here in the middle of the night, unable to sleep, but able to think, about all the things ive done wrong, the things I didnt get right, the things I couldnt control but shouldve been able too. I think about how amazing, euphoric even, to end my life, to finally no longer be a part of this..hell we call living. but I remember, we made a suicide pact 8 years ago and the trigger hasnt been pulled on that, literally.