It's fucked up round here
I was in RWCD.
Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
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15:20 - Herbeh: On the bright side a legless hermaphradite tried to touch my dick
15:20 - Herbeh: so that's good
15:20 - Herbeh: At least someone wants it
12:12 - Nurion: I almost shat myself today
14:08 - Nifu: fellas
14:09 - Nifu: it snowed quite a bit today
14:10 - Nifu: so I took some balla ass pics which I'm sure you guys will appreciate
14:10 - Nifu: http://puu.sh/1Q7Bg
14:10 - Nifu: http://puu.sh/1Q7BJ
22:07 - Coop: a group of young bitches walking down my street
22:07 - Coop: brb
19:30 - Wplayer: Some asshole just jumped infront of our train and now I have to use the sub
19:30 - Wplayer: Fuckin jumper ruining my schedule
3:10 - Cally: I just got confused when I went to paste a URL into web browser and it pasted 'Big Blowjob Bonanza' instead
3:10 - Cally: I didnt remember copying that
20:55 - Coop: My bladder hurts when I fart, what does this mean?
14:53 - Hooper: man i really want to have sex with a man
07:17 - Lakkan: My sister actually used to bite my butt when I was a kid
18:57 - AJ: I read somewhere that a horse vagina literally sucks your penis.
01:49 - Stilth: I shouted IM GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS so loud that everyone woke up
3:08 AM - [VGTG]ROGUE̡̛͍͖̫̬͓͖ANGEL◦xP: Hey Kyar
3:08 AM - Kyar: sup
3:09 AM - [VGTG]ROGUE̡̛͍͖̫̬͓͖ANGEL◦xP: What's worse than a bee sting?
3:09 AM - Kyar: a wasp sting
3:09 AM - [VGTG]ROGUE̡̛͍͖̫̬͓͖ANGEL◦xP: No, two bee stings.
3:09 AM - Kyar: well yeah that too
3:09 AM - [VGTG]ROGUE̡̛͍͖̫̬͓͖ANGEL◦xP: What's worse than two bee stings?
3:09 AM - Kyar: two wasp stings
3:09 AM - [VGTG]ROGUE̡̛͍͖̫̬͓͖ANGEL◦xP: No, Auschwits.
3:09 AM - Kyar: well yeah that too
3:09 AM - [VGTG]ROGUE̡̛͍͖̫̬͓͖ANGEL◦xP: What's worse than Auschwits?
3:10 AM - Kyar: video games.
3:10 AM - [VGTG]ROGUE̡̛͍͖̫̬͓͖ANGEL◦xP: You got it buddy.
21:33 - Hooper: oh man i had my back waxed two days ago and it is smooth
21:33 - Papa Bear: ...
21:33 - AJ: what the fuck
21:34 - Hooper: what
13:12 - Fluttershy: man last night I had the weirdest most homo of dreams
13:12 - Fluttershy: I met some guy I haven't seen in 6 years and we were hugging without shirts on a beach
13:12 - Fluttershy: I woke up after just kind of looking around and wondering what the fuck I was doing
12:20 PM - Cocky: just fapped for the first time in 2 weeks
12:20 PM - Cocky: Came right in my own face
12:20 PM - Cocky: I did not expect that
22:16 - Cockbat: Having a wank
22:16 - Cockbat: suddenly
22:16 - Cockbat: I farted
22:16 - Cockbat: and my boner died
22:16 - Cockbat: And now I am sitting in a seat reeking of fart holding my soft penis
22:16 - Cockbat: it is like an image of depression
