Emperor HiroYEETo
William "Diversity Champion" Martin   Northamptonshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
I'd rather be safe and racist than dead and tolerant

Hey I'm for LGBTQ - Lets Go Bully The Queer

helullo ie am teh loraxitivae and ie suggest yoo consumeam a well roonded, nutritioos breakfast witht lots of fibare to esnuare that teh start of yoor day is goud and provideis yoo witht a sufficient amoont of energy befoare requirenng nomare sustenancae.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Someone left the plunger in her toilet

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive a bus? There isn't a steering wheel at the back of a bus

How do you make an 8 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on their teddy bear

A young boy and an old man are walking in a dark forest at night. The boy says to the man "I'm scared!" The man looks at the boy incredulously and says "YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone!

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire

What is Germany's national vegetable? Michael Schumacher

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDs

What's red and crawls up a teenage girls inner thigh? A homesick abortion

What's red and white, and sits in a corner getting smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler

"Daddy, daddy! I think I just got my first period!"
"Really? I thought I just bit my lip."

Who the fuck am I and why shouldn't you care

I'm Collin. Collin the accountant. I live in a flat in Sheffield, and am a divorcee. I drink coffee every morning, and silently sharpen my knives in my cellar. I'm just another law abiding citizen.

PC specs

I5 6500
HyperX 16GB DDR4 RAM
An ASUS H110 motherboard (who gives a shit)
DeepCool Tesseract Case

Some quotes to enjoy...

-"I don't understand gay pride; why would they be proud of being defective" - My Dad
-"What is a motherboard? I'm getting an Intel so I don't think I need one" - Jack cater
-"I may be obese but atleast I'm not fat" - Sc0tty
-"Get away from me with your dirty penis hands!" - Frieda
-"He Shooted his dick off" - Lewis Bunce
-"FUCK HE CAME!!!" - Joe Rea
-"That's really penetrating my arse" &
-"Fuck off and go squirt on someone who cares" - Kara
-"Salty foreskin all the way" - Me

Quotes an unnamed member of my family has said

-"I don't really understand gay pride I mean why would you be proud of being defective"
-"Black people being successful is conflicting as I don't know whether to tax them or burn them"
-"All I know is they're yellow and slitty eyed"
-"Anyone who uses a microwave to make tea should be expelled from the country"
-"My name for the paralympic swimming team is stumpy and the three dwarves"

Ranks I've been (or carried to)

R6S ranks I've been carried to

Copper 4 ✓
Copper 3 ✓
Copper 2 ✓
Copper 1 ✓
Bronze 4 ✓
Bronze 3 ✓
Bronze 2 ✓
Bronze 1 ✓
Silver 4 ✓
Silver 3 ✓
Silver 2 ✓
Silver 1 X
Gold 4 ✓ (I am here)
Gold 3 ✓
Gold 2 ✓
Gold 1 ✓
Platinum 3 ✓
Platinum 2 X
Platinum 1 X
Diamond X
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Last Online 4 hrs, 33 mins ago
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140 day(s) since last ban
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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

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Sc0tty Sep 12 @ 10:49am 
Minecraft pretty much explained the universe. What's a Minecraft map before it starts rendering? Nothing. Yet it can begin existing in seconds. What is a Minecraft map expanding into? Nothing. Yet there is endless space for it to expand into. Who created the Minecraft map? An algorithm, triggered by any random idiot. What is the purpose of the Minecraft map? Whatever you want to use it for, within its physical laws. Does the map understand what created it? No. It doesn't need to. Y'all still believe in a big bang, or religion? Somewhere, beyond our understanding of time & space, something inconceivable ran some kind of cosmic algorithm (as close to it as we can understand) and now we're here. One day we won't be. Maybe some extradimensional entity reads the code and sees our tiny little footnote of an existence, maybe we're just an algorithmic product as boring as the life-cycle of a sun. It's a beautiful freakin' thought.
Sc0tty Sep 12 @ 9:24am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Dwake Parkfield Sep 6 @ 10:44am 
-rep VAC for cheating bad player has to use hacks to get good at game don't play with him or you lose your rank and all of your skins because when you get vac ban you also get trade ban so your phantomlord 4000 dollar inventory is worth nothing
Sc0tty Sep 1 @ 4:08am 
Sc0tty Jul 15 @ 4:28am 
-rep fucking cheater no trust
notspy Jul 10 @ 7:58am 
-rep twat autistic cheater