My name is curtis and i came from the southern coast of vietnam and was shipped on amazon.com to australia. I was found in a shoe-box in front of my local k-mart and then a kangaroo found me. The kangaroo raised me and i even became aboriginal for a week. Then i got bored and joined steam. That is the story of how you flip pancakes
First World Bank - 10m 5s
Heat Street - 10m 23s
Panic Room - 16m 46s :/
Green Bridge - 12m 25s
Diamond Heist - 1m 34s
Slaughter House -13m 15s
No Mercy - 13m 24s
Khanager: its mack
=T$E= I3RUTALITY: ok
Khanager: wats counter strike force
playgroundzombi: wait no thats the playlist
=T$E= I3RUTALITY: wait
=T$E= I3RUTALITY: doing sum maths
=T$E= I3RUTALITY: omg
=T$E= I3RUTALITY: im so clever
=T$E= I3RUTALITY: sum
=T$E= I3RUTALITY: maths
=T$E= I3RUTALITY: kill me
Jizzus: iBoy by Kevin Brooks
The tale of a teenage boy who gains special powers when he's hit by a falling iPhone is both gripping and profound
(This ones on a bus so it doesnt really count)
Me: Look at that arabian restuarant, looks dodge
*points at billboard*
Daniel: I heard it has an explosive flavour.
An item you listed in the Community Market has been sold to Nipples the Enchilada . Your Steam Wallet has been credited 0.60 USD.
Nipples the Enchilada
Me: What were your rules as a bouncer
Richard: Could only slay 3 poons maximum
At any one given time
flyingdimsim: My hands are like
=T$E= I3RUTALITY: it shall be called the "global fetus crisis"
flyingdimsim: it affected the worldwide population. it is commonly known as the global fetus crisis (GFC) also, it functioned as the primary factor towards global warming due to the excessive heat produced by fetuses. it also caused riots in france due to the huge amounts of fetus collectors that lived in france. so as u can see, the fetus played a huge role in shaping the french revolution. it also invented 2 minute noodles
Team$Evil - Público
Welcome to Team$Evil
T$E Team leader
Team leader of Core team
=T$ECore= th0felb //AUT//
Team leader of Tag team
T$E ForumOwner / Banhammer
=T$ECore= Hakuna-Matata H(3)D
If you are tired of playing with randoms this is the place for you. You will find players who are addicted to “Payday“ here. Our forum and the Team$Evil Tag-Team-Group are the best places for matchmaking. There you can ask other T$E members or admins to play with you. Another good spot to get in contact is our channel at Twitch.tv.
Forum registration-password: T$E
Team$Evil´s Twitch.tv-channel: http://twitch.paydayteamevil.com
The admins like to play for fun and we like challenges. We like to help our members, but this is not our job. Just ask for help in the team page or the forums. We will help people and send invites to players who are wearing our Tag first.
We keep inviting players if they listen to us in-game, even better when they use a microphone for communication because 145+ does not give you time for typing.
Watch some videos of our tactics, so you know what to do, when we invite you to our game.
Team$Evil's firstname.lastname@example.org: http://youtube.paydayteamevil.com
Groups and Rules:
Members of Team$Evil are prohibited to cheat, hack or glitch.
If you think you are a smart and nice team player who is proud to be in Team$Evil, you may wear the =T$E= tag. Keep in mind that while you are wearing our tag, you are also wearing the reputation of Team$Evil.
Only members of the Team$Evil Core group may wear the =T$ECore= tag.
If you wear the =T$ECore= -tag without being in the Core-group you will get banned from all our groups.
What is the =T$E= Tag-Team-Group?
As Team$Evil has grown big in the last months you might have problems to find its members for matchmaking. This group is for game invites and will therefore have 150 members at most.
Check the page and ask one of the admins to invite you.
What is Team$Evil Core?
Very rarely the Admins will choose players that are very good teamplayers, play evil style and are friends of the team. Do not ask for an invite.
What is the Team$Evil - Projects | Appreciation Wall?
This group outlines projects we are currently working on as well as projects previously done by Team$Evil. If you want to know more about the projects or provide any help, check out the group page.
Relax, have fun, be evil!
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When i saw this game in the New Releases, I literally spazzed on the floor drooling, creating a concoction of sweat, piss, and tears on the floor around me. This puddle became so immense, that a cloud formed above me creating what seemed to be a sur-real environment. As i got myself sober again from the blessed news, i realised i was in a sur-real state of mind. As i opened the door samuel l jackson appeared before me. I am the Fetus
A philosophical exploration of our existence as portrayed through the extended metaphor of feline life. This is a stunningly poignant piece of modern film that addresses the human condition and the universal truths that we all come to know. The game (if we can consider it that, as its double meaning of game percieves our own viewpoint) Is quite frankly the most emotional pieces ever. The single player, astounding as it is see's the view of a cat who is afraid and runs away when faced with his own mortality, unsettling the viewer with both his unnatural body language and the underlying message- that there are no clear answers. 10/10