Disorganized Close Combat Specialists

Welcome to the Melee Brigade steam page.

To give you some quick background on how this elite group of warriors came into existence I’ll start with enemy #1, Calculon. In recent weeks this individual has gone from a minor nuisance to establishing a full blown terrorist network.

There are a number of individuals which have been directly targeted by this terrorist, those being Hero $upport, Alan, Supermansucks and jimjim. His modus operandi for attacks typically involved abusive language, threats of physical violence and making lame you tube videos.

With the terrorist attacks coming almost daily something had to be done, so the Melee Brigade (.mb) was established. (.mb) was established on July 4, and as we all know the 4th is one of the greatest days in the history of the world. Not only is it the birth date of the United States but it is the birth date of (.mb). I felt it was fitting that the organization created to stop a terrorist and his soon to be created network be started on the day of all days.

Now it’s obvious that Calculon is not really that big of a threat alone, but with his establishment of Garbage Day (.gd) he has, surprisingly, been able to recruit some very skilled personnel. Again, this is a huge surprise considering how completely inept he is at EVERYTHING.

So from this day forward the honorable, just, good, beautiful, heroic members of (.mb) have a duel mission. The first, destroy the ugly, Un-American, flag burning, freedom hating, baby killing, puppy throwing, terrorist Calculon and attempt to dismantle his terrorist network. The Second, bash TF2’ers heads in with melee weapons. The ladder being our long term mission, simply because Calculon and his terrorist network will likely fall on it’s own face sometime within the next few days.

Note: Any (.gd) members wishing to leave have an open invitation to join (.mb). Just send one of the officers a message and they will arrange your defection. You will be welcomed into (.mb) with no questions asked. Anyone else wanting to enlist and help with defeating the terrorists or just simply wanting to bash peoples heads in with melee weapons same goes for you, shoot the officers a message.