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Harman Smith
United States 
Well...
This guy goes into the hospital, okay? ...His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both.
So he meets the doctor and he says, "Oh, doc, I've been so worried. How are they?"
And the doctor smiles and says, "They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form.
You're one luck guy."
So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers.
But it's empty.
His wife's bed is empty.
"Doc?" he says and turns around and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face.
"APRIL FOOL! YOUR WIFE'S DEAD AND THE BABY'S A SPASTIC!!"
Get it?
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The Smiths
The assassin group known as "Killer7" consists of multiple personalities, all with the last name of "Smith."
TF2 server:
Garcian's Trailer: Competitive Server
Nocrits, mostly Valve maps.
8.9.8.91
Killing Floor Server:
The Garden of Madness
Default and Custom Maps
66.55.158.112
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