Pullman Zombie Annihilation Squad, GO!

When the golden hills of wheat are suddenly covered in the animated corpses of the infected, we will be ready. When our teachers, parents, and unloved ones conveniently fall to the hands of zombies, we will be ready. When America seeks a new team of heroes, capable of blasting the goddamn rotting faces off of our undead oppressors, we will be ready. We are the Pullman Zombie Annihilation Squad, and we're here to splatter your brains, bitch.