☆ƧQυiяяєL♫
🌈 Boom! It's me, Sari ⚢ 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻 XOXO   Denver, Colorado, United States
 
 
♫♡☆ De • Omnibus • Dubitandum ☆♡♫
❖ ☆ det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlige klær ☆ ❖

😸 man skal ikke skue hunden på hårene 🙋🏼‍♀️

🌟❄🌟❄🌟❄🌟❄🌟 Often Imitated, Never Equaled 🌟❄🌟❄🌟❄🌟❄🌟

🕹 10% - PC: Steam, Dirt Rally, Guitar Rig, RME HDSP
🎮 30% - Xbox X/S: Rocksmith, Dirt Rally, Fuser, F1 Series
☎️ 60% - Phone: Word Search, SiriusXM, Zoom, Webex 🧘🏼‍♀️

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:snowflakes: I enjoy gaming, primarily automobile 🚙 driving games & music, my Epiphone 🎸
:MMMadness: My favs "were" Gin, Vodka, Rum, Tecquila and Guinness 🙀😸 👩‍❤️‍👩
:snowflakes: Nowadays, I'm more of H₂0 w/Whey protein & Venti Mocha Norge-Hots
🏃🏼‍♀️Running, 🏊🏻‍♀️Swimming & My Cannondale Cyclocross 🥰🚵🏼‍♀️ Mid-Twenty-Something 🙋🏼‍♀️

I usually broadcast on my music site around 11-PM to 2-AM USA-MST Weekdays/Weekends 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏼
:blueoctopus: Typical *meh* mornings via Oslo :snowflake_ar: I'm a early-bird :orangeoctopus:

My YT channel I'll use to upload gaming vids and sundries to my Steam thing :Boostitem:

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You May Address Me ♡ By My Preferred Pronouns, which are: They, Them & That!

Actually, my singular pronoun is: A Happy effin' Camper 👻😸🍖
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🙋🏼‍♀️ ♡▪︎ "I am so susceptible to female charms ☆ It is astonishing what depths — hot volcano depths — your finger has stirred in Sparroy — hitherto in quiescent. Now then will you believe that I am devoted to every hair and, every ridge and every hollow and, every spot upon your body?

If there is one thing I love it is female society. She is a pronounced Sapphist & may have an eye on me, old tho I am. Have you views on loving one's own sex?
Much preferring my own sex, as I do ☆ .... intend to cultivate women's society entirely in the future.
Am I in love with her?

Sapphism is to be suggested. Satire is to be the main note — Satire & Wildness.
If I saw you would you kiss me? If I were in bed would you — Lord!
What a pleasure you are to me. It is true that I only want to show off to women.

Women alone stir my imagination 🧘🏼‍♀️" • ♡

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Okay, Aboutz Me 🏳️‍🌈
So. Hay. Hi. My name is Sari (pronounced: Sarah) as a lot of stupid tards get my name wrong and idiotically say, "Sorry" - those stupid ginormous 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈.

"I'm a nice Steam person once you get to know me," LOL
I may appear like all 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕪, pissed-off and angry and Şhit but really, I'm a total 𝙵𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 once your 𝓭𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓼 gets' to know the soft-gooey rotten core of me. Actually, I'm really a happy-drunk when you get to know me in RL & we hang for a bit, coffees, fiestas, shows & whatnot.
None of that sitting on my 𝕗𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕤𝕤 doing stupid 𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕕 webchat troll 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵.

Anyways, I have an open-door thing so if you have any problem.. or like ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ plural - problemz, I'm cool with that, I love drama and being in the middle of 🆂🅷🅸🆃 and I definitely have my mouth open when the 🆂🅷🅸🆃 hits the fan. Yay.
So if you can't deal and don't tell me you don't like my 🆂🅷🅸🆃, AND be all shut-in secretive, inside-joke conniving or whatever-the-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜, basically 🅲🅷🅸🅲🅺🅴🅽🆂🅷🅸🆃🅻🅸🅺🅴 and then unfriend me, then eff' you and your ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰ⁻ᵃˢˢ-ʷᵉᵃᵏ⁻ˢʰⁱᵗ is guaranteed blocked, or if you actually ℘ıʂʂ-ɱɛ-ơʄʄ. See ya, ρυηк-αѕѕ-вιт¢н-мuthaƒucka

LOL.
No big, it's cool. Unfriend me.
I'm operating like this, "I wasn't fired from that job, I quit. So there." 😸

Oh. Wait. Wot?
I unfriended you. Umm.Yah, about that.
Well I thought you were really chill.
But idk, you went from suck to blow and blew chunks you did and you're not even buzzed.
Life's a ʙɪᴛᴄʜ, then you die and then my life improves 🥰

Or, I'm effin' moody af 😸
Alrighty-then, blah subject change 🌞

History.
A bit of history about me (of course)
Well, I "like" video games, I was introduced to it when I was a wee lass and been involved in it off and on. I did more important non-video-game crap, I did a little this and that which involved: music, 6-string guitar, several music bands, skiing, snowboarding, cross-country, my Cannondale road-cross and ah, the reason for living - Gin, Vodka, Rum, Tequila and Everclear.
Other meaning-of-life goodies: Sam's, 😻 Guinness (cans), Sapporo and 👻 Guinness X-tra Stout (bottles)
I've been dry for almost a year, seems like a lifetime in cat years.

Early in my life, I was involved in a series of "accidents" and sports injuries and despite the medical facts, I believe, me being ♥ 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 ♥ smashed and hammered had nothing to do with those, "incidents"
I invoke the Appeal to Coincidence fallacy, it was alls' up to bad luck, bad timing and one of those, "it-is-what-it-is"-𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉-𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓃𝓈 things.

Which brings me to here - Steam.
For me, video games was truly an odd encounter as it helped with my occupational/physical rehabilitation. Which I keep up now and then, especially on s͓̽h͓̽i͓̽t͓̽t͓̽y͓̽ days and those phenomena-of-craving days, it's been studied that if one wants to forget a days event, those flash memories are replaced by video gameplaying.
Hence, explains the stupid 𝐭𝒶𝓻𝔻s on Steam forums, the stupid-🄳🅄🄼🄱🄵🅄🄲🄺 temps that Valve hired as support and forum admin asswipes.

Ahem, no hard feelings (for them)
Those friggen 𝙰𝚜𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜.

ᗩᑎY-(ᖴᑌᑕKIᑎG)-ᗯᕼO, I enjoy games like Dirt 2.0, Dirt 4, Fallout 4, The Mass Effect series (And yeah, f̳u̳c̳k̳ that five-o'clock shadow dude! Femshep f͓̽u͓̽c͓̽k͓̽i͓̽n͓̽g͓̽ rocks, bros!) And I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Xbox) and oh yes, there are music apps I use like Guitar Rig, old Sonar stuff like Rapture, then there's Sound Forge and I use to do a lot of Acid but it's been a while, I'm kinda meh on Acid these days, it's okay for DJ'ing and remixing but there are tons of better shit in actual hardware. It's a good complement.

I started a music site (years ago as a temporary thing) and it's a total wow, it took a life of it's own, it's peer-shared, directed, managed and like 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 peer-everything, actual shows, conventions and again, 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗼𝘄. Although, several times I got banned, booted and kicked from my own site bc I was blackout drunk and talking a lot of ♥ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉. ♥

Soo.
As of this date [6/26/22] Sunday afternoon MST 5:40 PM, I'm back and only because I founded and continue to fund the site, actually I got a thing set-up for bill paying and hardware/software expenses and it's all out-of-my-controlling-manupulative-hands, that's part of my amends things to the 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔-𝚊𝚜𝚜 chill community of BAMF'd musicians there.

So yeah, got a little bungalow there and I stream my Steam gameplay/broadcast there, got my comm list there, my live feed and all that jazz.
I'm total miss behavin' there :D srsly it's good at this time. I'd link it here but too many 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕕 𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕥-𝕚𝕟 𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕖𝕣-𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕤 on Steam. I don't want a good music community spurted with watery 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉 from Steam.
I've noticed a few wannabe's have linked to it on Steam. LOL. The irony. (Thanks jake-brake for the heads up) It's going to be one of those, "This is the reason why we don't have nice things around here. fน¢k!" :D
I hope it doesn't turn out like the volunteer Steam mods who were replaced by tard-like outsourcing.

Relationship-wise:
1. Not happening with you.
2. I'm expensive, complicated and again effin' moody af 😸
3. I'm a 50-year old Male Incel: old, ugly, flabby, single, stupid. Although one question eludes my 50-year old male stupid-peanut-brain, i.e., "What is your greatest wish in life; other than a white woman?" Hmmm..

To those I theoretically-harmed with bad vibes an' all 😭
Sorry about my altered states, my ᴀꜱꜱʙᴀᴄᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅꜰᴜᴄᴋꜱ, I mean, I'm really so freakin' sorry to traumatize you peeps, Ooops! My bad, didn't mean to ... well you know, I didn't send those nude-lewd-selfies, 'twas vodka, not me :D
On the plus side, I'm slim, I regularly go to the gym, I try to eat healthy, I'm relatively vegan and I do an ongoing beauty regimen as long as I breathe air.
Thank gawd I'm not old, fats, dumpy, gross and Internet stupid. There, see. More upsides.

And oh, this may require special attention, not friending those stupid alts, others may but not me. You know, its simple 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 and I'm kind of on to your sneaky stupidity and yours and yours too.

Quoted from a 𝟝𝟘-𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣-𝕠𝕝𝕕-𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪𝕞𝕒𝕟-𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙, "This may all sound harsh, but it really isn't. I'm a nice person if you get to know me. teehee Guyver. VAC. Tons of alts. Slum, India, loner, old, lying, incel teehee, New Mexico. A 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫-𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥-𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤."
Yep, a Internet-savvy loser via single, old, ugly, stupid. Srsly. 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 Ick.

So okay.
With the, "𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯", pleasantries out of the way.
Moving on.

Right now, I'm more of an Xbox player but I am on Steam for PC entertainment expense sundries

Xbox 360 (PAL):
- WRC FIA World Rally Championship
- WRC FIA World Rally Championship 2
- WRC FIA World Rally Championship 3
- WRC FIA World Rally Championship 4
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Games have 4 categories on my first impression:
(1) Excellent Buy,
(2) Okay I'll get use to it,
(3) It is what it is but I'll keep it
and (4) This game really sucks donkay ballz - refund!

This game is "Okay,.. I guess ... I'll get use to it."

On start, I blew all my money on the WRONG cars.
Two, I'm okay like.. alright.. got it.. like .. STFU already, lets get into the action, lets get IT ON!
I don't care who is bringing in the coffee and cream, or who put their dirty undies in the clean laundry, hot wax on the nips tonite yes or no.
Don't care. Lets race already. STFU.

It's like Bugbear, Nacon, Codemasters and EA were all put in a nasty prison together and this is the non-binary mutant baby.
It's not réally old WRC or DiRT, it's something EA weird.

I guess it's okay but not great.
Again, its one of those let me get use to this ... whatever this half built zombish race brain thingy..
It would be nice to have an automatic startup setup choice and THEN move into building my own career mode thing.

Oh and the "safety first" races, where is the "governor/speed limiter cruise control assist" option... along with timed braking for driving these "youre going too fast, going too slow, going too fast, disqualified in 5 secs!" races, I mean what the dapuddle is this?

Right now, my first impression is: (drumroll)

WRC, The Stuttering Stanley Edition

It's ... Two codie-bugbear-pervs out of five EA splash screens.
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The Sequel to Dirt Rally 🌟
☆ More forgiving than Dirt Rally 1
☆ More tougher than Dirt 4
A balance of general customizable options and vehicle upgrades, expanded online features.

● Single-player requires an online connection and a few offline oddball races.
● Very competitive online clubs and a fun online community 🧘‍♀️🙋‍♀️

Xbox controller friendly, however a steering wheel and playseat set-up is recommended.
♡ This game is my go-to Rally bae 🥰😸🎮
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Created by - ☆ƧQυiяяєL♫
☆ƧQυiяяєL♫ 13 hours ago 
" ... You make me do too much labour

All day, every day, therapist, mother, maid
Nymph then virgin, nurse and a servant
Just an appendage, live to attend him
So that he never lifts a finger
24∕7, baby machine

So he can live out his picket fence dreams ... "


☆ Labour — Paris Paloma ☆
YT Music: https://youtu.be/2JDFRTRjozc
☆ƧQυiяяєL♫ Apr 16 @ 10:55pm 
" ... Got me feeling hot
It's the way you taste, way you talk
I don't wanna stop
You're the worst, you're the best
What a mess ...


☆ Obsessed ♡ Sophie Powers ☆
YT Music: https://youtu.be/uYSn6Igh-bk
☆ƧQυiяяєL♫ Apr 15 @ 7:59pm 
" ... A-ha we comе undone a-ha
and moon is high
never bored never tired
help me to explore the night ... "


YT Music: https://youtu.be/CX8ohDdjk9I
☆ƧQυiяяєL♫ Apr 13 @ 12:05am 
" ... Oui, mais pas tout de suite, pas trop vite
Sachez m'hypnotiser, m'envelopper, me capturer ... "


YT Music: https://youtu.be/q3cehjw-GdI
stratmanmm Apr 12 @ 1:40am 
Have a nice weekend Sari :oheart: :golden:
elena_tapean Apr 12 @ 1:01am 
:eternal_clover: Have a nice weekend! :eternal_clover: