You are totally right!! Haven't gotten together a good l4d2 team in a while... I would love to get back into TF2 if there were some kind of vanilla server.
Simplified Algorithm:
Silver Dueling Badge = ~($47.52 - ($.99n + $.2o) + ($2.49t + .2c + (h - $.99e)) + a ± p
Where:
n = Number of found or gifted Dueling mini-games
o = Number of Winning Duel challenges from other players
t = Number of Uncrated Dueling mini-games
c = Number of Losing Duel challenges made
h = Total cost of items traded for Dueling mini-games
e = Number of Dueling mini-games received in trades
a = Any applicable tax on purchases involved in variables of this algorithm
p = Perceived value offset of total cost
And now the reality:
240 Duel Wins = Silver Dueling Badge = ~($47.52 worth of Dueling mini-games - (($.99 x Number of found or gifted Dueling mini-games) + ($.20 x Number of Winning Duel challenges from other players)) + (($2.49 x Number of Uncrated Dueling mini-games) + ($.20 x Number of Losing Duel challenges made) + ($Total cost of items traded for Dueling mini-games - ($.99 x Number of Dueling mini-games received in trades))) + $Any applicable tax on purchases involved in variables of this algorithm ± $Perceived value offset of total cost)
Congrats on the Silver Badge buddy!!!
Though I feel like some of the credit is mine for getting owned so many times in our duel challenges. I let you win plenty of times...
The 46th passing: Today the padded acolytes gathered to pray in the domed church. The devoted attendants performed the rites in the view of the wasteful gods. And the whorshipped ones sent visions of glut and envy to the followers for their own avarice. I did not witness the extravagant proceedings, it is enough to know they occurred without my convictions.
AAAAAAAHH HA! Y'all bitches better put a chodie 'ol tampon in, cuz yur 'bout to be bleedin like Red Cross bus that been thoroughly HUMPed sideways by a smokin minigun!!
Git-sum
omfg rofl. So killer thing is it was not my MB after all. WTF yousay? What was it? It was my Fking power supply! Hows the luck on that happening tto me when I do a restart from a bios update. OMFG ok things go good kinda... Got a new MB a asus m4a87td fucking super MB, 4 gig of ram and a new coolmaster 500w FKing power supply. Not to bad this shit all cost me around 250 with gas. 2 trips to ENU in P-Town. Now i'm going to kill lots of people in TF2! fuckers :P
And the ticker rolls over to 28 days. What is the significance of this, you might ask? One might ask, why is it important that this one steam profile is left unattended for 28 days in a row? One could even say, why is it necessary to continue to post comment after comment on one lonely old unused steam profile, where no one might see it? Another One might wonder how things can go back to being the way they were once the account becomes active again? I say: They cannot! There is no significance, if I do not post a comment! How else can one gage another's presence in this ethereal medium? If the account is active- there is no significance! If I post no comments, I may as well be inactive.. This steam account is only because I am! This comment is only because I am! This very thought is proof that I am! And yet, this medium is an ethereal essence of no significance... THIS. SHIT. JUST. GOT. EXISTENTIAL!!
ok, all jokes aside... I got fuckin shark meat in my fridge right now, meat from an FN shark. A shark that could have just as easily had meat from me but I'm now eating meat from IT! From a 9ft 7gill shark! who cares how many gills the som'bitch has cause I'm now digesting it and its pretty soon gowna be a no gill foot long brown shark turd. I just turned a stealthy killing monstrosity of a criter into a lowely brown trout twirly twisty flusher cause I fukin felt like it. Like I was all like, Yeah bitch ass shark piece of fish, watch you got on my two legged, land lovin, fleshy ass? Nothin you, sandpaper skinned sonofabitch, you call yourself top of the food chain? Not anymore bitchess! Now I'm munchen on your whitie pinkesh flesh.. yeah I ate'em raw, cause thats how I roll. . . . . its a good thing our neighbor does extreme fishin else I'd never have the chance to talk shit to a Fuckin Shark! Damn that was good meat, not fishy at all!
Oaah Man~ that first successful boot ups gowna feel SOOO goo-id! Izs gowna be like gettin a bead on that enemy snipers face and squeazin off one. Izs gowna be like drinkin an ice cold bottle of beer in a hot shower. Izs gowna be like a kritzed ubered heavy on a packed enemy cart! Izs gowna feel like a slow full body hot oil massage by Sofía Vergara! Izs gowna be the first and last bite of a dry rubbed thick cut porterhouse that's been slowly roasted for 6 hours over a hickory-apple wood smoke grill... Izs gowna feel like the red’st necked hillbilly did when ‘Merican special forces put a bullit in O’sa-ma’s turbaned eyeball! Izs gowna feel like riding ½ million gallons of super-cooled liquid oxygen and hydrogen @ about 17,500 mph to the point of weightlessness~! Izs gowna feel like the world did when the Allied Forces snatched a-hold of ol’ Adolf’s syphilis laden swastikals and squeezed to bursting!!!
What do you call a Mother-board that fails and leaves you without Steam for 22 days straight?.. ... . . .
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A Mother-bored~ HAW-HAW
The suspense is killing me~ Can we make it to 1 month? Will I ever play TF2 again? Will they autoclose your account after so much inactivity? Is it possible to forget how to fire a minigun? Is our economy destined for implosion? Will your PC decompose before it gets fixed? Can the human species ever colonize other worlds? ... Will HUMP ever even read these artfully crafted comments? We may never truely know . . . .
This has become extraordinarily telling. As this "Event" progresses, a faintly tested conjecture is becoming an eminent truth. Throughout these precedent weeks, it has become distinctly apparent to us that our associate HUMP has, AS A MINIMUM, 16 days worth of offline pornography. Hope remains nevertheless, there will be a point that this hoard of recorded debauchery will conclude and his online status will grow to preponderance. Mark my words, Thee online pornographies shall prevail o’er ye small tragedy!
14 days absent and counting.. Listen well anyone who reads this profile and thinks they need to flash their bios!! Leave the bios be~ Leave it be. For the love of your steam profile leave it be, or so help me god, I will graffiti the shit out of your profile while your computers down! You'll be annoyed first by your broken piece of electronic crap, and then when you think all is good and your machine finally boots up after >14 days. "DAMN! Look at all these comments on my page where there should be none~ Now I'm supremely annoyed that I have to click the little Delete next to each one just to get my comments section back to its pristine condition. Man, I totally thought that little bios update was going to be like sweet creamy peanut butter on my balls at the dog pound. All I got was weeks of brain piercing disconnected silence and a booby trap of serious cyber bullying without any serious boobies. Boy was I wrong."
That’s what you’ll be like.. so leave the bios BE!
A dozen days ‘oh Humpin make a grinnin dozin husband, but a dozen days with nothin an he'll be gropin on his cousin.
Better getch yer shit fixed quick cause I’m runnin out of silly little quips~
Dude... 8 days~
For seriously, Valve called me asking about you. They say they might consider retiring TF2 unless you can get your shit flip kick, bios chip dick in the right hole and punish some decroded fools with a barrage of bullets and/or a well placed rocket>
Silver Dueling Badge = ~($47.52 - ($.99n + $.2o) + ($2.49t + .2c + (h - $.99e)) + a ± p
Where:
n = Number of found or gifted Dueling mini-games
o = Number of Winning Duel challenges from other players
t = Number of Uncrated Dueling mini-games
c = Number of Losing Duel challenges made
h = Total cost of items traded for Dueling mini-games
e = Number of Dueling mini-games received in trades
a = Any applicable tax on purchases involved in variables of this algorithm
p = Perceived value offset of total cost
240 Duel Wins = Silver Dueling Badge = ~($47.52 worth of Dueling mini-games - (($.99 x Number of found or gifted Dueling mini-games) + ($.20 x Number of Winning Duel challenges from other players)) + (($2.49 x Number of Uncrated Dueling mini-games) + ($.20 x Number of Losing Duel challenges made) + ($Total cost of items traded for Dueling mini-games - ($.99 x Number of Dueling mini-games received in trades))) + $Any applicable tax on purchases involved in variables of this algorithm ± $Perceived value offset of total cost)
Though I feel like some of the credit is mine for getting owned so many times in our duel challenges. I let you win plenty of times...
(sadly): ..no I didn't
He didn't have a teleporter up.
boston cream pie...
fish taco...
steamer clam...
banana split...
tuna melt...
sticky bun...
gravy boat...
Sometimes, as a Man, hunger and specific cravings involved can become strangely, and subconciously ‘mystifying’.
-Internal Thoughts
I, here by, tender my resignation. We had a great run but all good things must come to an end after all..
Reasons include:
I now own Skyrim,
... well actually thats it
know what I mean~
Congratulations You are once again the master of your universe~
Git-sum
K0000wee < hyuk.hyuk.hyuk..
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A Mother-bored~ HAW-HAW
That’s what you’ll be like.. so leave the bios BE!
Better getch yer shit fixed quick cause I’m runnin out of silly little quips~
For seriously, Valve called me asking about you. They say they might consider retiring TF2 unless you can get your shit flip kick, bios chip dick in the right hole and punish some decroded fools with a barrage of bullets and/or a well placed rocket>