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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2015 @ 12:38pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2015 @ 12:43pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 11:22am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2015 @ 1:28pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2015 @ 12:39pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2015 @ 1:35pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 11:53am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 10:34am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 12:16pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 12:16pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 12:16pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 12:18pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 12:20pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 10:29am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2015 @ 3:25pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2015 @ 1:42pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 12:01pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 12:26pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2015 @ 12:38pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2015 @ 11:34am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,257 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
32,701 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
13,182 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,135 / 10,000

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.