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352.7 hrs on record (87.5 hrs at review time)
Great game for CCG fans who want an alternative to Hearthstone. Cygames is more generous than Blizzard, which results in a lot of free packs, making this game more accessible than Hearthstone. Also, i really like the anime theme of Shadowverse. After more than 100 hours of gameplay, i can really recommend this game.
Posted November 25, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
336.5 hrs on record (39.5 hrs at review time)
Left 4 Dead 2 is a First Person Zombie Shooter made by Valve Corporation. The game features several small campaigns you can play alone or with up to 3 other players. Left 4 Dead 2 also has some awesome vs. Multiplayer and Coöp gamemodes.
So what is this game all about? Well, you play as one of the four characters and you try to get to the 'safety room'. Sounds easy right? Unfortunately for you, the infected people out there want your flesh. Yummy. Fortunately for you, you can find Medikits, bombs and several weapons to help you. You have to survive 5 stages of chaos, abandoned places and zombies of course.
If you still think this sounds easy, i have bad news for ya. Every once in a while a Special Infected, a zombie with a special ability, will show its ugly, undead face and it will try to kill you. A Smoker will grab you with his tongue, a Jockey will jump on you and ride you and a Spitter will spit toxic vomit at you. At the end of each campaign, you'll have to survive the horde untill help arrives.
When you're finally on that helicopter/car/boat you can breath again.
The game also features several vs. Multiplayer gamemodes like Versus and Realism Versus. In these gamemodes you play as the Zombies or the Survivors and you'll have to kill eachother. To be more specific, The Survivor have to stay alive and the zombies try to kill, eat, and rip your body to pieces. Welcome to the nice world of Left 4 Dead! And last but not least, Realism.
One of the coöp gamemodes, and very fun but also hard. It's just like normal Campaign, except that zombies have more health and you can't rescue dead players. Where is the freaking defilbrator!?

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Left 4 Dead 2 is a must-have for every First Person Zombie Shooter fan. It offers a lot for €20, like several campaigns and multiplayer gamemodes to try. Left 4 Dead 2 is a great sequel to Left 4 Dead, featuring more campaigns and gamemodes than the first part of the franchise. Give us Left 4 Dead 3, Valve!

If you want to clear every campaign, you'll be killing zombies for at least 50 hours. Just another fine day at work!

Score: 81/100
Posted December 4, 2013.
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143 people found this review helpful
73.6 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
Poker Night at the Inventory is a Poker game made by Telltale Games. It is available for €4 and is worth a lot more than that. Poker Night at the Inventory allows you to play Texas Hold'em with Max, Strong Bad, Tycho and the Heavy.
So what is this game all about? Well, you play as 'The Player' and you play Texas Hold'em with 4 pretty well-known game characters. A Characters will sometimes use an item to play. If you beat that character, you will get that item in Team Fortress 2! While you're playing the characters will discuss about life, underwear and other kinds of useless crap. Call, Fold or Raise, and try to beat them all!

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This game offers a lot of fun for just €4. It has beautiful cinematic graphics, features 4 famous game characters and allows you to play poker without spending more than €5! Do I need to explain this any further? Just buy the freakin' game!

This game will keep you in the Inventory for at least 25 hours. If you want all unlockable items you can be found at the Inventory for 50 hours.

Score: 81/100
Posted November 28, 2013.
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117 people found this review helpful
185.5 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
Poker Night 2 is a Poker game made by Telltale Games. It is available for €5 and is worth a lot more than that. Poker Night 2 allows you to play Texas Hold'em and Omaha with Sam, Brock, Claptrap and Ash. And to hear the sarcastic lines of science fiction's deadliest A.I., GLaDOS.
So what is this game all about? Well, you play as 'The Player' and you play Texas Hold'em with 4 pretty well-known game characters. While you are playing, you can complete quests to unlock Bounties. If you complete all four tasks, one of the characters will use an item to play. If you manage to beat that character you'll get a TF2 and Borderlands 2 item.
Furthermore you'll earn chips that you can use to unlock special tables, decks and chips. The Inventory, the casino, will get a different appeance if you use a table, deck and chips of the same theme.
I won't explain the rules of Omaha and Texas Hold'em, but i can tell you that this game is really awesome. While you're playing the characters will discuss about life, underwear and other kinds of useless crap. Call, Fold or Raise, and try to beat them all!

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This game offers a lot of fun for just €5. It has beautiful cinematic graphics, features 4 famous game characters and allows you to play poker without spending more than €5! Do I need to explain this any further? Just buy the freakin' game!

This game will keep you in the Inventory for at least 25 hours. If you want to get all decks, cards, tables and unlockable items, you will be staying at the Inventory for 50 hours.

Score: 81/100
Posted November 27, 2013. Last edited November 27, 2013.
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86 people found this review helpful
419.2 hrs on record (33.1 hrs at review time)
Ace of Spade is an unique First Person Shooter featuring a destroyable, blocky world. It's available for €12, and it will offer you a lot for thatprice. You can also make your own maps and upload them to the Steam Workshop.
So what is this game all about? Well, you play in team of 1 to 12 (or even more) players and you try to beat the other team. Ace of Spades has several gamemodes, Zombie and Team Deathmatch for example, and 4 'classes'. Each class has its own pros and cons, and can be used for specific tasks. For example, the Marksman is very useful if you need to take enemies down from a distance and the Commando is effective against multiple enemies. Ace of Spades features Lobby and Ranked Matchmaking, and several awesome maps. Ace of Spades is a relatively simple game, you don't require a lot of knowledge to be good at it.

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Ace of Spades combines TF2 and Minecraft, featuring destroyable worlds and it allows you to build structures on the world.
However, the lack of tutorials and Offline Training is very disappointing. And more classes wouldn't hurt either.

Ace of Spades keeps you busy for at least 60 hours. If you want to get a high score in Ranked Matchmaking, you will play this Minecraft-like game for at least 100 hours.

Score 78/100
Posted November 27, 2013.
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23 people found this review helpful
875.3 hrs on record (455.0 hrs at review time)
Team Fortress 2 is the best free-to-play first person shooter in the world today. It's pure free-to-play, which means that everything is available at the beginning. You don't have to spend money on this game, except when you want to trade or buy cosmetic items. 
So what is this game all about? Well, you play in team of 1 to 12 (or even more) players and you try to beat the other team. TF2 features several gamemodes, Capture Point and Payload for example, and 9 'classes'. Each class has it's own pros and cons, and can be used for specific tasks. For example, the Engineer is a great defender and the Scout is very effective in capture-based gamemodes.
TF2 is very n00b-friendly, since the game features Offline Training against bots and tutorials, as well as the coöp tower-defense gamemode Mann vs. Machine. TF2 is a relatively simple game, you don't require a lot of knowledge to be good at it. The game also has a large economy of items, which you get by playing or trading. These are pure cosmetic, except most weapons, and don't give you an advantage towards other players.

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This game is very enjoyable and funny, it's very different compared to other FPS games. It features several awesome gamemodes and funny classes. Some of the cosmetics are really funny, you can hit people with a mackerel and candy for example. An awesome free-to-play shooter you should play today.

Your friends will not see you outside for at least 100 hours. If you become a "TF2 Trader" you will spend at least 400 hours on this game.

Score: 89/100
Posted November 26, 2013.
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74 people found this review helpful
483.6 hrs on record (53.6 hrs at review time)
Awesomenauts is a 2D Multiplayer Online Battle Arena, MOBA for short. This game is available for €10, and offers you lots of fun for that price. You don't have to pay for anything else, except when you want to buy skins for the 15 awesomenauts. These skins are pure cosmetic, they won't give you an advantage in-game.
So, what is this game all about? Well, you play as one of the 15 available awesomenauts and you have to destroy the enemy base. Sounds easy right? Well, to do that you have to fight your way through turrets, robotic minions and of course the other team. At the start of the game you try to earn some 'Solar', the gold of Awesomenauts, and buy upgrades for your awesomenaut with it. And you try to kill enemies of course. Unlike MOBAs like Dota or LoL, this game doesn't feature items or a leveling system. Aeesomenauts also doesn't have a laning stage, which means you can be ganked every 30 seconds. After a while, one team will have more upgrades and more Solar than the other team and they will push to the other teams base. And then of course destroy it.

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Awesomenauts offers a lot of fun, and in beautiful graphics. The game feature's Offline Training and allows you to practice with friends. It also offers ranked matches and 15 awesome awesomenauts.

Awesomenauts will keep you behind your computer for at least 75 hours. If you want to collect every upgrade and get Prestige 10, you will be playing Ronimo Games little game for at least 150 hours.

Score: 84/100
Posted November 26, 2013.
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1,095 people found this review helpful
5,155.6 hrs on record (2,549.4 hrs at review time)
Dota 2 is a Multiplayer Online Battle Arena, MOBA for short. In Dota 2 is a pure free-to-play game, which means that you don't have to unlock heroes, maps or other stuff. The only way to be good at Dota 2 is to know the game. You need to know every single item and hero to become a really good player. And that's the reason i like this game so much. However, this can be a problem for new players. You don't know anything about the game when you spawn in your base with 4 teammates.
So, what is this game all about? Well, you play as one of the 105 available heroes and you have to destroy the enemy base. Sounds easy right? Well, to do that you have to fight your way through towers, creeps and of course the other team.
At the start of the game you just stay in your 'lane' and farm and harass enemies by attacking or even ganking them. After this 'laning stage' is completed, your team and the enemy team will face eachother in so called 'teamfights'. After a while, one team will have a large gold and experience advantage, and they will push to the other teams base. And then of course destroy it.

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I really enjoyed and still enjoy this game. Dota 2 isn't a pay-to-win game, which makes this game much more enjoyable. Dota 2 also has the best eSports support, you can easily watch a match and select one of the several Broadcasters to make watching eSport matches more enjoyable. The only downside of Dota 2 is the fact that you'll need a lot of knowledge to be good at this game.

If you manage to survive all the mean teammates and learn everything about the game, you'll easily spend 200 hours on Dota 2. If not, you'll quit within 25 hours.

Score: 91/100
Posted November 25, 2013. Last edited November 22, 2018.
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