GoofyProfessional
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
comment before adding me k thx bye. unless i know you then go ahead and add me

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I said the same thing when Shrek came out. "This is the pinnacle of human achievement," I said. Then Shrek 2 came out. I thought to myself, "No this is the apex of humanity. There is nothing more to be done." Then they announced Shrek the Third, and I said "Surely, surely this is the zenith of man's accomplishment. We must stop now, or we play God." When Shrek Forever After's release date was announced, I knew humanity had flown too close to the sun. We had gone too far. There was no turning back now. And even this day, the shadow of the fifth Shrek film looms over us like a monument to man's arrogance. We should have stopped when we had the chance. But I know in my heart that it ain't ogre til its ogre. - Albert Einstein

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Flaming Beanie 20 hours ago 
Wtf are these comments
DrBlaze Feb 11 @ 12:17pm 
xd
DrBlaze Feb 11 @ 12:17pm 
if your name is bagel, you're an Irish cock sucker
Qusmin Feb 11 @ 11:27am 
everyone is irish cocksucker
GoofyProfessional Feb 7 @ 2:30pm 
no
DrBlaze Feb 5 @ 12:45pm 
-rep "flex's" on me with shitty taunts and trash tier unusuals. also the person above is an irish-cock sucker