God of Pie

Dead Space is definitely a lot scarier when there AREN'T any monsters attacking you.

I can has more comments on my screenshots?

Thanks for being my friend!

Kill it with bombs

I killed Mom :)

Apparently that doesn't count as beating the full game :(

I got up to Mom! She murderlated me!

MOONSHOT MOTHERFUCKER!

I JUST PUT A PORTAL ON THE FUCKING MOOOOOOON!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

waz it liek up ther

You've been offline for 70 dies? Maaaann

DICKZ

PUT ON THE SKILLET

PUT ON THE LID

MAMMY'S LITTLE BABY LOVES SHORTIN' BREAD

MAMMY'S LITTLE BABY LOVES SHORTNIN' SHORTNIN'

MAMMY'S LITLE BABY LOVES SHORTNIN' BREAD!

Share some of yer pies man!

huggle

Have yourself a merry little...KWANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

CAUTION: So you guys ever heard of sandviches?

CAUTION: He likes bloated, viscous, gristle-filled dollops of pastry. Apparantly.

LOG ON YOU LOT, I AM BORED AND HAVE NOBODY TO TALK TO

(╬ ಠ益ಠ)

Methinks it's this week / all time

YOU'RE THE TOPS!
YOU'RE THE COLOSSEUM!
YOU'RE A STAR!
YOU'RE THE LOURVE MUSEUM!

Thing were supposed to turn around for me down here!
Ya gotta be rich to get a lady down here, doesn't matter HOW nice you are...
A trip to Fresh Hair...then save up for Dr. Steinman...Steinman'll fix me up, you'll see!

I sent her flowers every day, but she always sent them BACK!
Ya call that GRATITUDE?

I NEVER TOUCHED HER!

COME ON, GET UP, AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!

MANLY MANLY MEAT PIE, MIT BACON!

Pumpkin, Apple, or Meatmincied?

We need posts on the SH forums. GO GO GO.

So get real.

Ah, but you see. Meet the Spy is approximately 6 minutes long. Meaning that the 0.1 hours is simply that, 6 minutes. That combined with the fact I have not played anything other then TF2 that would register means its on my sidebar.

You have to know your enemy.

BLARGLE FARGLE

HERP DERP

Aussie pirates don't even need a continent.

EEEEEEYEEEEEE KNNNNNIIIIIIFFEE AAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTAAAAAAACCK!!!!!!

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

YOU ARE NOT LAZY ENOUGH. GET MORE LAZY!!!!!!1!!1!!!!

Lazy lazy lazy

I love that song

Comment on the lyrics now plz

Aaaaand your point?

Lex Luthor: YES, BRANIAC, WHAT IS IT?

Brainiac: ALL I WANT IS SOME PANTS!

Brainiac: A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!

Solomon Grundy: SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO!

You finally go online and begin posting on UC, and then you get banned.

What a good start on the interwebs.

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Your laughter is douchebagger on a screen.

Your laughter has broken my screen

You can laugh when you're done with college.

Or "Uni" as some precious little posies sometimes call it.

I CAN BE WHOEVER I WANT TO.

HI BUY SOME YGGDRAWOW TODAY!

Correction.

I haz a new avatar, it is AWESOME.

Fear the Chippy.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU GEO

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY SHINY NEW PROFILE TEXT?

Its good, i just beat people at tf2 by being better than them. ty,

UR PROFILE IS A LIE THEN

I R NOT AUSSIE

That would depend on your purview of philosopy.