The dialogue's exceedingly well-written and hilarious, the music's fantastic, the gameplay's fast-paced and fun, the puns are terrible, and it only costs five dollars. You probably won't like it if you don't like rhythm games, but barring that, you should totally get it.

This is THE game for perfectionists. There are about a hundred different levels, and each one tracks three different stats (time, prisms [basically the collection item] and deaths) in order to give you a rank. It's kind of insane. The controls are a little hard to get used to, but you can make them work eventually.

Let me ask you a question. Have you ever played a game where you can flatten Zombie!Plato and Aristotle using a giant boulder emblazoned with a trollface? No? How about destroying a giant mechanized statue of David by shooting twenty-foot snowballs at its crotch? None of that? I DIDN'T THINK SO.