Recent reviews by Ｃｒａｙｆｉｓｈ

Great flexing tool!

Insane fun i've had in a while!

I don't like these kind of games in general, but man is the game well made and polished!
Can't wait for new content, excited as hell!

I have never drank as much alcohol before playing this game.

It has been a pretty pleasant journey through this game and the characters were pretty endearing.
Although i expected the h-scenes with the patch, i stayed for the plot.
9/10

It's like OSU! but with d i c k controls

What am i doing with my life

My parents beat me when i was a child

This game is as long as my average fap session, the only difference being that i have to use my both hands to play this game and it isn't as intense.

Pros:
+ It's basically doom
+ You shoot nutatoes out of your dickle

Cons:
- Clunky tank-controls
- You can't play with one hand occupied doing something else

You could ask your friend to play this game with you so you could both have one hand free.
Remember, it's not gay if your eyes are glued to the screen!

Ah yes, the successor to the long running franchise of Dead Space and the little sister of Endless Space.

The game now challenges you with these mind-twisting puzzles that reward the few that complete them with a saucy picture of a cartoon female boasting massive tiddies
Unlike Dead Space, this game fortunately does not have any micro-transactions to limit your progress going forward in the game, nor does it have sickle wielding necromorphs that would ruin your experience in this fantastic story-driven game.
Although the story is pretty vague, mainly assessing that you have to fantasize your beautiful moments with the girl presented while you beat your meat, it still beats the third installment of Dead Space out of the water storywise.

And like Endless Space, this has some beautiful graphics for the animated planets that drift in the background of this stunning universe that god has forsaken because of our sins.

This game is not for flat-earthers because each level presents you with two enormous globes on the foreground and on the background orbiting planets aswell, shattering their belief of a disc shaped world.

On the contrary to the popular belief that the earth actually orbits the sun, this game has TWO massive globes orbiting the tiny genitals of whomever decides to play this game, supporting the theory that "Everything revolves around me" and his donger

Such a gentleman atheist katana-wielding pocky-stick slobbing intellectual like myself, this game was pretty easy to complete, but really hard not to bust a nut every puzzle presented because a mere sight of some naked skin.

Thoroughly reccommended.

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕪 𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕢𝕦𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖

I forgot i had this game, but the sudden loss of internet connection prompted to play some offline games i had installed.
This so happened to be the first game on the list when i clicked the Steam Library tab.

The game itself was pretty lenghty and some parts enjoyable, some scenes were tedious to sit through though.
The music is allright, art was great apart from the questionable design choices for some of the characters.
Understandable that the fandom has these weird colour palettes when it comes to designing their "fursonas", but giving the tone of this game that all seems so out of place.
Some of the characters personalities were... unique, and not in a positive sense. i'll be sure to modidy the image files for next playthrough to something more fitting for the character.Coldsteel, Shad ow the edge hog, broken jpg icon, internet explorer logo etc.

If your ISP is kicking you in the face or your parents confiscate your internet router because of your crippling furry porn addiction and you happen to have this game installed...
Recommended.

Oh and unfortunately this game has no nudes, but it's easily fixable with some paint magic, more resons for your parents to drink and fight to the verge of divorce