Leading the Marketing scene since 1936!

Our company policy:


We here at Nick&Keith Inc. have prided ourselves in producing quality merchandise and customer care for the last seventy two years. In those seventy two years we’ve cornered the market on some of the worlds most interesting and useful products, as well as inventing well over fifty of our own. Our goal in attaining the marketing power that we have is second only to how much we care about our customers, affiliates, partners and thousands of sister and brother companies. It is our policy to put the customer first; and nothing comes first to a customer more than their insatiable wants and needs. Like plant life to the Locust, we here at Nick&Keith Inc. have been searching for a way to keep our produce in healthy stock. Unlike plant life, we have succeeded. We have attained various (and environmentally friendly) methods of making sure your favourite and beloved products are kept in high supply; no more waiting in line for hours only to find out the last of your preferred item has been sold out.
To ensure customer satisfaction and prevention of death, we have entire elementary school sized buildings, filled with the youngest and brightest of employees, ready and willing to take your calls, questions and concerns regarding our products and management thereof. Trained in the field day after day, with little food or sleep, our elementary school sized building occupants/employees are more than capable of helping you move along with your day with your questions and interests securely pushed back into the recesses of your mind.
For as long as we’ve been in the market we’ve been on top of the game, and with our new and cunning technological advancements there is no way that we can be beat. Remember; it’s not a crime if it feels good.


~Keith Burgess of Nick&Keith Inc. Co-CEO