Garru-kan the Plushie
Denmark
 
 
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The game is on.

"The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back, by comparison with what comes after, that you really understand that's what happiness felt like."
- Kellogg, Fallout 4

"Is any of it real? I mean, look at this. Look at it! A world built on fantasy! Synthetic emotions in the form of pills, psychological warfare in the form of advertising, mind-altering chemicals in the form of food, brainwashing seminars in the form of media, controlled isolated bubbles in the form of social networks. Real? You want to talk about reality? We haven't lived in anything remotely close to it since the turn of the century. We turned it off, took out the batteries, snacked on a bag of GMOs while we tossed the remnants in the ever-expanding dumpster of the human condition. We live in branded houses trademarked by corporations built on bipolar numbers jumping up and down on digital displays, hypnotizing us into the biggest slumber mankind has ever seen. You have to dig pretty deep, kiddo, before you can find anything real. We live in a kingdom of bullshit, a kingdom you've lived in for far too long. So don't tell me about not being real. I'm no less real than the fucking beef patty in your Big Mac."
- Mr. Robot, Mr. Robot

"If you're the CEO of a company and you're dumb enough to leave your login on a PostIt on your desk, while the people you just ripped off are physically in your building, then it's not a hack... it's barely social engineering. It's more like Natural Selection."
- Bertram Gilfoyle, Silicon Valley

"This... This is what I'm talking about. This is what I mean when I'm talkin' about time, and death, and futility. All right there are broader ideas at work, mainly what is owed between us as a society for our mutual illusions. Fourteen straight hours of staring at DB's, these are the things ya think of. You ever done that? You look in their eyes, even in a picture, doesn't matter if they're dead or alive, you can still read 'em. You know what you see? They welcomed it... not at first, but... right there in the last instant. It's an unmistakable relief. See, cause they were afraid, and now they saw for the very first time how easy it was to just... let go. Yeah They saw, in that last nanosecond, they saw... what they were. You, yourself, this whole big drama, it was never more than a jerry-rig of presumption and dumb will, and you could just let go. To finally know that you didn't have to hold on so tight. To realize that all your life--you know, all your love, all your hate, all your memories, all your pain--it was all the same thing. It was all the same dream, a dream that you had inside a locked room, a dream about being a person. And like a lot of dreams, there's a monster at the end of it."
- Rust Cohle, True Detective

''There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men; true nobility is being superior to your former self.''
- Ernest Hemingway
Currently Online
Box of Wisdom
Welcome!
Oh hey! Welcome to my profile
I'm Garru, as you've already guessed. Ol' regular guy from Denmark.
I spend my time watching movies and/or series and of course... playing games! (duh)
I'm not the one to start conversations, if I have to be honest. I'm a tad bit shy, if not a lot. So feel free to contact me if you want to start something up ^^ (although, I can't promise I'll answer immediately)
Same goes for game invites. Just send 'em if you feel like it!

Thanks for stopping by! :3
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Section of Wisdom-filled Chats.
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12:20 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: mygod the building is still exponentially increasing my levy like a fuckbois penis

10:47 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: I wanna play Total War: Warhammer :/
10:47 AM - Garru-kan the Plushie: I know the fucking feeling :(
10:47 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: Fuck Mads :/
10:47 AM - Garru-kan the Plushie: #fuckMads
10:48 AM - Garru-kan the Plushie: Not
10:48 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: Oh, I have a great idea.
10:48 AM - Garru-kan the Plushie: in
10:48 AM - Garru-kan the Plushie: the
10:48 AM - Garru-kan the Plushie: literal
10:48 AM - Garru-kan the Plushie: sense
10:48 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 2 seconds
10:52 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckMadsSoerensen/
10:52 AM - Garru-kan the Plushie: The fucking level of dedication you're on is fucking absurd.
10:52 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: XD
10:53 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: Why are there three current readers
10:53 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: XDD
10:53 AM - Garru-kan the Plushie: I can't
10:53 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: ARE WE GETTING FOLLOWERS?!
10:53 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: :d
10:53 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: :D
-a few seconds later-
10:53 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 6CURRENT READERS
10:53 AM - Syrtheal - Daniel: HOW DO I DELETE THIS SUBREDDIT

Syrtheal - Daniel: >tfw your shit is too big like the rest of your clothes
Garru-kan the Plushie: Wait, I'm confused. Are you talking about your shit or your clothes
Syrtheal - Daniel: HOLY SHIT
Syrtheal - Daniel: XDDD
Syrtheal - Daniel: shirt
Syrtheal - Daniel: tho
-a few seconds later-
Syrtheal - Daniel: DON'T
Syrtheal - Daniel: QUOTE
Syrtheal - Daniel: ME
Garru-kan the Plushie: :)
Syrtheal - Daniel: Mother of cocks

6:51 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: r u there
6:51 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 2 seconds
6:51 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: shit and shower
6:51 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: That's
6:51 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: I can't
6:51 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: I just
6:51 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: sexy
6:51 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: I FUCKING
6:51 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: liek
6:51 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: shit
6:51 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: WHY COULDN'T YOU
6:51 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: like shit
6:51 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: SPLIT THOSE TWO
6:51 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: NOT SHIT AND SHOWER AT THE SAME TIME
6:51 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: FFS
6:52 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 18:51 - Garru-kan the Plushie: I FUCKING
18:51 - Syrtheal - Daniel: like shit
6:52 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: I hate you

11:06 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: i should not have eaten those frankfurters
11:07 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: i have no idea
11:07 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:07 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: WHAT
11:07 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: WHAT THE FUCK
11:07 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: I DIDN'T
11:07 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: THAT SENTENCE WAS STRUCTED DIFFERENTLY IN MY HEAD
11:07 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: HOW
11:07 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: INT
11:07 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: EHF
11:07 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: UCKING
11:07 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: WHAT
11:08 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: r u Samuelsen doing a perfect bottleflip?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: [stares dead into the camera while pointing at the bottle]
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: Don't pivot
11:08 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: p i v o t
11:08 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: i
11:08 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: v
11:08 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: o
11:08 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: t
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: 11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: 11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?
11:08 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 23:07 - Garru-kan the Plushie: why are you shitting?

12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: Are you not at work
12:38 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: No.
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: wtf
12:38 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: Oscar took over my last 3 hours.
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: T'was short.
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: OH
12:38 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: >short
12:38 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: 6 - 12
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: Oh
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: *
12:38 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: ok
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: ***
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: Compared to 6-12?
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: fuck
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: i mean
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: 15
12:38 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: >wat
12:38 PM - Syrtheal - Daniel: goddamnit

11:49 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: Eh. I should probably finish Horizon: Zero Dawn before moving on to another 30+ hour game
11:49 PM - Zaritis: You want to be the eJwNxVEOgyAMANC7cACqFKh6G4IEzZQSWrOPZXff3s_7mGdcZjOHapcNYD8l89itKI9Ui63M9Sqpn2Iz35BUUz7u0lTARfKBKBDSOmGYMYJb_y8Toqc5xsWhh6e9Gr
11:50 PM - Zaritis: https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwNxVEOgyAMANC7cACqFKh6G4IEzZQSWrOPZXff3s_7mGdcZjOHapcNYD8l89itKI9Ui63M9Sqpn2Iz35BUUz7u0lTARfKBKBDSOmGYMYJb_y8Toqc5xsWhh6e9Gr-b7a2a7w8JJyLm.hPtRn87GPVxsOYjjZPbqDWLCUNk?width=476&height=469
11:50 PM - Zaritis: fuck
11:50 PM - Garru-kan the Plushie: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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Garru-kan the Plushie May 3 @ 6:26am 
no, not the popo
Shadey Apr 23 @ 1:08pm 
This profile has been seized by the shitposting police
Garru-kan the Plushie Jan 13 @ 5:27am 
Both cheetahs and cats have real clothes and new and shiny. Argument invalid.
Ikky Krrk Jan 11 @ 10:10pm 
1: spots are automatically best tier fur pattern
2: real clothes
and 3: new and shiny
Garru-kan the Plushie Jan 11 @ 8:22pm 
Checkmate
Garru-kan the Plushie Jan 11 @ 8:22pm 
2: cats > cheetahs