[TWC] iLake™

Many sluts are 16 year old girls who pretend to be 20. Because their fathers no longer molest them, they are lonely and need the cock inside of them to make them feel better about their future careers as prostitutes and members of government (which is about the same as being a prostitute).

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Lol you still visit my steampage

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if

you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so

he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman

was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.... yeah, makes perfect sense.

Atheism: A non-prophet organization.

OMFG! LOL that's easily one of the most amazing fucking displays of randomicity that I've come across. "Jesus loves me this I know because his boner tells me so."

And God said, "Let a man of greatness and m0udk13p be blessed upon the world". And it was so. And God saw that it was good. INB4 CHRISTFAG - NO. JUST NO.

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT IN THE BUSH

Dare <3