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128 of 176 (73%) Achievements Earned::
Personal Achievements
Unlocked: Dec 14, 2009 12:30pm
Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 21, 2011 12:00pm
Lord of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 15, 2011 6:04pm
Lab Cleaner
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 12:07pm
Chicken Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 3:41am
The Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 12:07pm
The Long War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Oct 23, 2009 8:18am
Experimenticenticide
Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2011 4:18pm
Fascist Dietitian
Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2011 12:42pm
Homer's Heroes
Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2011 4:05pm
Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!
Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked: Oct 23, 2009 8:18am
Random Axe of Kindness
Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked: Jan 22, 2011 6:30pm
Bitter Irony
Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked: Dec 16, 2011 6:02am
Hot Cross Fun
Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked: Oct 23, 2009 8:18am
Social Outburst
Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked: Apr 3, 2010 2:44pm
Careful Spender
Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked: Oct 23, 2009 7:57am
It's Not Easy Being Greasy
Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked: Jan 22, 2011 7:21am
Too Close For Comfort
Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2011 9:46am
Master Surgeon
As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
It's What's Inside That Counts
Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Quarter Pounder With Ease
Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Self Medicator
In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked: Dec 17, 2011 3:50am
Thin-Ice Pirouette
Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked: Jan 15, 2011 5:56pm
Philanthropist
Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
I Like To Watch
Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked: Mar 31, 2010 12:59pm
Straight Rush
Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 5:40am
The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back
Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2012 11:35am
Death To The Mad Scientist
Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked: Mar 30, 2010 9:04am
Experimentimillicide
Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked: Jan 23, 2011 9:23am
Experimentilottacide
Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked: Dec 23, 2011 2:17pm
Hard Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 5, 2012 2:46am
Duke of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 1, 2012 1:50pm
Cattle Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 23, 2011 2:05pm
Hard Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 23, 2011 1:42pm
Lab Assistant
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 5, 2012 2:46am
The Hard War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2012 11:35am
Mad Boss
Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2011 7:09am
Tin Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 1, 2012 2:48pm
Steel Worker
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 3:23am
A Bit Barmy
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 11:09am
Gone Mental
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2011 12:17pm
Squirrel King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 4, 2012 3:02pm
Raccoon King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2011 12:17pm
Long, Hot Summer
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 4, 2012 3:02pm
Summer of 2009
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 5, 2012 3:42pm
Explosive Personality
As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 5:21am
Flaming Hell, That was Close
As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2011 11:22am
Merry Men
Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2011 4:18pm
Blooper Reel
Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked: Jan 12, 2012 1:15pm
Dot of Doom
Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2011 8:02am
SCAR'd
Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked: Jan 20, 2011 3:08pm
Healing Touch
Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked: Dec 22, 2011 6:26am
Pound This
Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked: Jan 31, 2011 2:41pm
Killer Junior
Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked: Jan 25, 2011 6:16pm
Getting Chunky
Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2012 4:22am
Boss from Hell
Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 22, 2011 5:58am
Waste Disposal
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 22, 2012 4:04am
Waste Land
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 22, 2011 4:19am
Warehouse Janitor
Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2012 3:22pm
Warehouse Forklift Operator
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2011 1:27pm
Departure Gallery
Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2012 2:16pm
Departure Lounge
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 22, 2011 5:16am
Running Late
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 28, 2012 4:03pm
Missed Connection
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 23, 2011 10:30am
Gimme a Plaster!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 29, 2012 4:38am
That Bloody Well Hurts!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 22, 2011 3:23am
Ice Cube
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2012 3:13pm
Crushed Ice
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 2:01pm
Daytrip
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 28, 2012 3:09pm
Gone Camping
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 22, 2011 10:00am
Neighborhood Watch
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 29, 2012 5:29am
Private Security
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 22, 2011 2:06am
Slight Drip
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 9, 2012 1:44pm
Burst Pipe
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 22, 2011 10:00am
Piece of Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 29, 2012 5:29am
Pound Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 22, 2011 6:47pm
Let Them Burn
Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2011 6:33am
Walking in A Winter Horror Land
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 29, 2012 6:31am
Silent Night, Evil Night
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 11:03am
Merry Friggin Christmas
Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 12:26pm
Cracked the Nutcracker!
Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked: Dec 17, 2011 9:32am
Can't Catch Me!
Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 9:10am
Toasted Jack Frost
Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked: Dec 17, 2011 3:56am
That's not Santa!
Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 12:30pm
Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer
Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 1:06pm
Not So Silent Night
Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked: Dec 13, 2011 11:48am
Fending off Mrs. Claws
Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 8:19am
Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?
Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked: Dec 13, 2011 9:42am
Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood
Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked: Dec 16, 2011 6:43am
Tis Better to Give than to Receive
Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 10:13am
Eggnog Anyone?
Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked: Dec 13, 2011 11:48am
Bad Santa
Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 7:56am
Back to Work
Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked: Dec 14, 2011 1:37pm
Science Got Done
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 12, 2012 9:57am
Still Alive
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 5:41am
Flea Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2012 12:51pm
Dog and Pony Show
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked: Oct 28, 2011 11:09am
Ringmaster
Kill the "Ring Leader"(Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked: Oct 28, 2011 12:03pm
Sparing with a Master
Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 2:35am
Assistant Homicide
Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 1:22am
Seeing Double
Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked: Oct 28, 2011 1:23pm
Clearing Clown Alley
Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 8:19am
The Big Hunt
Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 3:14am
Lifting a Dumbell
Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 10:15am
Small Hands
Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 4:26am
Elephant Gun
Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 4:10am
Juggling Act
Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 6:17am
Windjammer Enthusiast
Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by at Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 2:24am
Taking Down the Big Top
Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 1:46am
Burning up the Midway
Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 5:41am
Punk'd
Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 3:23am
Sparkling in the Twilight
Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 2:21am
Carving The Jack O' Lantern
Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked: Oct 29, 2011 2:19am
The Scene is Zed
Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 11:09am
Zed October
Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked: Nov 3, 2011 9:10am
This is No Ordinary Rabbit!
Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked: Oct 28, 2011 10:54am
Trick, not Treat
Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked: Nov 5, 2011 11:09am
Rule The Roost
Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked: Dec 13, 2011 1:14pm
Burning Irony
Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked: Dec 15, 2011 7:40am
Highlander
Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked: Dec 13, 2011 3:13pm
Bloody Yanks
Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked: Dec 13, 2011 2:26pm
Finish Him
Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 8:52am
I love ze Healing not ze Hurting
Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked: Dec 13, 2011 2:51pm
Italian Meat Pasta
Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 9:31am
Feeling Lucky?
Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 9:19am
We Have Ourselves a Cowboy
Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 11:03am
Snow Cone
Beat Ice Cave on Normal
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2012 1:41pm
Stay Frosty
Beat Ice Cave on Hard
Unlocked: Dec 12, 2011 8:03am
A Bloody Christmas Carol
Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Dignity for the Dead
Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Mr. Perky
Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Suicidal Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Emperor of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Alligator Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Lab Professor
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
The Completely Suicidal War
Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Man of Steel
Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Complete Barking
Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Bear King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
And Back to School
Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Hellish Pub Crawl
Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Demonic King of the Manor
Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Demon Farmer
Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Scientist from Hell
Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Diablo Steel Man
Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Commit-ed for life
Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Wolf King of the Dark Forest
Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Waste of Space
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Wasted
Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Warehouse Foreman
Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Warehouse Manager
Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Departure Gate
Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Dear Departed
Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Train Wreck
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Pile Up
Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
I'm Dying Here!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Not Dead Yet!
Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Iceberg
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Comet
Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Mountaineer
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Park Ranger
Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Vigilante
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
SWAT
Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Pressure Failure
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Floodgate to Hell
Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Fruit Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Devil Cake
Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer
Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Uber Tuber
Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
This is a Triumph
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success
Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Golden Potato
Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
3 Ring Circus
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
On Top of the Big Top
Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
On the Rocks
Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal
Anti Freeze
Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth
