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82 of 120 (68%) Achievements Earned::
Personal Achievements
Unlocked: May 13, 2011 9:30pm
I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
Unlocked: Nov 19, 2010 8:41pm
Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
Unlocked: Mar 14, 2010 12:11pm
My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
Unlocked: Mar 1, 2010 10:39pm
Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
Have A Nice Trip
Fall to your death
Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
Unlocked: Jul 28, 2011 8:02pm
Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
Holier Than Thou (Depreciated)
Take control of the Holy Grail 10 times
Quest For The Holy Grail (Depreciated)
Kill 15 enemies holding the Holy Grail
Unlocked: Mar 21, 2010 11:49pm
Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
Unlocked: Feb 12, 2010 6:07pm
Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
Unlocked: Feb 28, 2010 10:12pm
Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
Unlocked: Nov 22, 2010 11:26am
Purple Heart
Die 10 times without getting a single kill
I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
I'm Invincible!
Kill 20 enemies in a single life
From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
Unlocked: Mar 27, 2010 6:22pm
Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
Trapped Mouse
Die in one of the traps in Temple that was triggered by an enemy
Unlocked: Mar 14, 2010 10:45pm
Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
Unlocked: Feb 27, 2010 10:12pm
Asleep With The Fishies!
Die while in combat underwater
This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by bashing them with your shield
This Is Madness!
Fall to your death from being bashed
The Last Supper
Die shortly after picking up a food pickup
Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
Unlocked: Feb 2, 2012 8:59pm
Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
Unlocked: Feb 12, 2010 5:05pm
First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
Unlocked: Mar 1, 2010 8:30pm
Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
Unlocked: May 11, 2011 9:19pm
Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
Weakling!
Die from Berserker rage
Unlocked: Mar 24, 2010 11:23am
Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
Unlocked: May 15, 2011 1:35pm
Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
Unlocked: Feb 27, 2010 10:04pm
Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
Unlocked: Mar 15, 2010 9:41pm
POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
I Wish To Register A Complaint!
Parrot dies within 1 second of release
I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
Unlocked: Apr 23, 2011 6:31pm
Kills First, Aim Second
Use your shield dash special as you fall to your death
Unlocked: Mar 1, 2010 8:50pm
Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
Unlocked: Feb 12, 2010 6:25pm
Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
Unlocked: Mar 14, 2010 10:18am
Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
Unlocked: Feb 27, 2010 7:21pm
Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
Unlocked: Feb 12, 2010 5:33pm
Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
Unlocked: Apr 27, 2011 4:43pm
Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
Unlocked: Jul 28, 2011 7:53pm
Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
Unlocked: Apr 23, 2011 6:33pm
Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
Unlocked: May 8, 2011 7:28pm
Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
Unlocked: May 29, 2011 4:41pm
One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
Unlocked: May 13, 2011 9:33pm
Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
Unlocked: May 15, 2011 2:48pm
Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
2,746 / 5,000
Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
830 / 1,000
Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
830 / 5,000
My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
43 / 50
Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
You Shall Not Pass!
Defend territories from enemies 15 times
4 / 15
Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
Enemy Of PETA
Kill 1000 enemy parrots
519 / 1,000
Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
107,862 / 1,000,000
Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
15 / 25
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
19,595 / 100,000
Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
23 / 100
Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
3,823 / 100,000
Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
81,840 / 1,000,000
A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
6 / 100
Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
50,347 / 1,000,000
Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
42 / 50
Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
109 / 500
In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
0 / 5
Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
0 / 10
I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
23 / 50
So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
942 / 10,000
Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
3 / 10
Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
