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Chris

Columbus, Ohio, United States 

28 is too old to still be playing games

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We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.

And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this miss, you have to live with the consequences.

You should see drowning as a gift.

You, there with the sunglasses! You're just asking for it.

Also, If you were forcibly pushed into the water, don't worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.




<ram> I got into an interesting discussion with my roommate yesterday about Quantum Romneyism
<ram> Romney holds a superposition of all political opinions until you observe him, then they collapse based on the audience.

(Cdian)If anyone wants to see it, I have the entire series of "goatse" pictures, not just the most famous one. You'd be horriffied to see exactly what that man can fit up his arse.
(em-p)Yeah cause when I saw goatse.cx my first thought was "where can I find MORE?" and then, when I found more? "I'm going to hold onto these!" I just don't KNOW you anymore dude


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Vick Nov 22, 2012 @ 8:34am 
hmu
rehab Jan 5, 2012 @ 11:15pm 
First 2012 :D
cloud☁ Sep 25, 2011 @ 5:17pm 
dat avatar xD
rehab Aug 24, 2011 @ 5:38pm 
First 2011 :D
Fox! ϡpeace | No Home Net :( Sep 6, 2010 @ 3:05pm 
where'd you go, i miss you so
aarontehe Jul 7, 2010 @ 12:24pm 
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ
ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits.
Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

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