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Hands down the best Uncharted 2 clone featuring Lara Croft ever made.
It's also pretty fucking metal. Lara takes like 50,000 tetanus infused poles to the kidney, ribs, lungs, and probably eye sockets too, yet still manages to just harden up and carry the fuck on, killing hordes of angry, brutish random guys with her bow and arrow that she stole off a corpse hanging upside down by a tree branch.
She slides down a lot of shit too. Like Lara will literally take two steps then suddenly the floor she's on gets destroyed by a random rhino passing by under the floor and managed to get its horn stuck on the floorboard, and bam, sliding down a muddy fucking pit or a river or maybe even down the mouth of a Sarlacc Pit.
Cool game, linear as fuck.
Alright let's get some shit out of the way first:
-The game is criminally easy, and very easy to SSS rank too. Min-maxing is a pissfart and the combat for the most part is pretty shallow.
-The story, while well told, isn't very good. Though who gives a shit because you play to slash things and punch cunts.
-Yes, it's not old Dante and that's okay. No, I don't give a shit. Go eat a dick, I don't care if this upsets you.
Now that's out of the way, the game is a lot of fun. It's shallow, its story is odd (but well done and well acted), but it's visually excellent, satisfying to play, and the music depending on your tastes is great for the style of gameplay.
So yeah. Fuck you.
Extremely challenging, visceral and incredibly empowering. Really, really fucking good arcadey space sim with a pretty cool story that drives the massive scale of space battles. Shit is amazing man.