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Gotta go fast.

 

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the name hot wings and free beer
In east Nebraska born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
killin' out haxin' syntaxin' all cool
And pawnin some noobs outside of school
When a couple of trolls
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood [network]
I got in one little fight and my ROM got scared
it said 'You're playin' with your Krazy and Bay, kk free beer'

I kegged and speeded with them day after day
But they stacked my team and got in my way
They always miss and then they come up with bullshit .
I put my headphones on and said, 'I might as well click it'.

Mad ass, yo this is bad
Drinking free beer out of a Stein glass.
Is this what the friends of free beer gamin' like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

I spammed for a caz and when he came near
The score board said death and i had suds in my beer
If anything I can say is that this caz was fair
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes drink free beer'

I pulled up on the mouse with a fast heart rate
And I yelled to the casual 'Yo don't be a hater '
I looked to my palm
No drink was there
To game on web as the name of free beer


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Our history is a complicated one. We're a group that started with about four members and a single Counter-Strike: Source server. After some time, WMD grew in to a group with over a hundred members, thousands of regular gamers, dozens of game servers across multiple games, and even a sand cat for a mascot. In 2008, WMD closed it's doors. Many of it's members moved on to another group, Hassle Free Gaming, which too has since closed it's doors.

Many of the original members have kept in touch, and With the influx of new PC games being released (Battlefield 3, Counter-Strike: GO, and Borderlands, to name a few). We thought it would be nice to round up the troops so we can all game together again.

Today, WMD can explained simply as a collection of friends who have been gaming together on and off for the better part of a decade. We're essentially a social experiment gone right! :)

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Amazing rehash of the old dungeon crawlers with its challenging puzzles, intuitive combat system, and beatiful environments; cheers! to Almost Human Games for this new yet nostalgic adventure.

Leave a comment April 14th, 2012 @ 11:28am

Worth playing just to hear the narrator alone.

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"That was a crazy game of poker..."

Leave a comment January 3rd, 2012 @ 12:32pm