Gentlemen.

If you take the time to get to know me, mayhap you'll find what most of the people I love have found, something that's invisible to me but aghast in their every waking momment involving me.

To try to explain myself in something as simple as a Profile description is a tedious, and otherwise fruitless act unless executed with Divine precision, I'd rather you get to know me than explain whom I am like a damned resume to each and every person that clicks the little perky-eared, smirking, Ponytailed youth of a fox that is my profile picture.

I have a journal for that tedious process of an emotional coffee dripper.

◥▶◀◤ <-- I once started a long-winded joke about a religion based on eyewear accessories and Egotistical Behavior in a form of irony due to my friends knowing me as a timid and humble slump. That joke got out of hand and lead me to developing an earthshattering ego. It's been long enough to look back and laugh, but learn from my mistake, kids.

My Autistic Homestuck Fan Quadrants:
♥Shuski♥
♦J-Fox♦
♠Kirb-"Boner"-ium♠
♣None♣

I bear many cultist ties with fellow psychopathic, yiff-crazed neckbeards:
Incestious Furry Family: Son to Darko, Dr. Captain, Umbra
Father to J-Fox, I'tov
Pet to Zeeky the Glorious God of Scene Kids.
Pocket Medic to Henry.
Cockslut to Kirb.

My Ass is Powerful.
Depending on current species, you need to watch out for different things, gurl:

Fox Ass: Wormhole which leads to the universal "Gay Fox" infinite pocket dimension which interlinks all Homosex Vulpines. Large enough to store virtually anything. Tested on induviduals extensively. Danger Level: Minimal.

Skunk Ass: Intoxicating Musk and Gas, Hyperactively Stretchy and powerful Muscular structure that devours things through the back end. Able to rapidly digest induviduals to convert to muscle-mass and cell regeneration.Tested on induviduals extensively. Danger Level: Volatile.

Husky Ass: Emits faint, passive pherumones that cause easygoing and lighthearted behavior, faint scent of minty chocolate. Has ability to emit either a steady stream or a single, high-frequency kinetic energy burst of force in a straight line. Untested on induviduals extensively. Danger Level: Moderate.

Raccoon Ass: Similar to Fox-ass, but to lesser extent, allows a small pocket dimension the size of an apartment flat. Allows rapid shifting of weight, and exceedingly prehensile and strong tail, allowing for stealthy, agile maneuvering. Coffee-bean scented pherumones induce a cuddly, tiny euphoria to any who happen to whiff, and complete stupor to direct inhalants. Tested on induviduals extensively. Danger Level: Minor.

Panda Ass: Faint Vanilla Scent, Allows Mimicry and fluid learning of Martial Arts via example. Allows rapid changing of weight and/or volume of body from feather-light to several tonnes in a matter of seconds.

I am the proud converter of 78 (And Counting) Straight, and/or conservatives/christian men.

Dismissed.

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