Imagine Left 4 Dead, without zombies. Instead you shoot cops. This is a brilliant game that deserves to be better known.

The only downside is the perk system which unlocks new content as you play the game. Many multiplayer games boot out players with low levels since they have less ammo / items / life / etc. Other than that, and those annoying taser cops, you'll love it.

AND LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ****ING TOOTHBRUSH

You see this game?

This is what you get if Nethack had pretty graphics and a good writing team. This is what the Diablo series should've been. AND IT'S ONLY FIVE BUCKS. FIVE BUCKS FOR A GAME THAT CREATES ENTIRELY NEW LEVELS EVERY TIME YOU START OVER.

And start over you will. A lot.

A ridiculous pair of games that make fun of all sorts of different conventions, quirks, shenanigans, stupidities, and other similar nouns in the adventure genre and turns everything upside down.

Other than some strangely illogical puzzles (the logic is there; it just skips a beat or two) this is worth the $5 and then some. I beat both games in seven hours, but that's because I spent most of the time clicking on everything just to see what Dan and Ben had to say about them.

TL;DR BUY THESE ALREADY