John from CraigsList™

United States

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$10,000, 200 a day weather I catch him or not.
You got it.
Get the Mayor off my back so I don't have more zoning crap.
Anything Else?
One case of apricot brandy..no 2 cases.
How bout' 4?
And a color TV.
Deal.
And Free Cable..
No problem.
And a..and a Rolls Royce..
OH MY GOSH are you two serious???
Whats the matter City boy? Haven't you ever caught a shark before? This ain't gonna be easy like goin' out to tha pond, chasin' Blue Gills an Tomi Cats. You gotta be QUICK..you gotta be SMART...this is like nothin' any normal person can do in their entire life time..
...It's a deal.
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Sticks poison in fish
Starts waving fish in the air
HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Aha!
Yeeheeaaaa
WHAT??!?!
There ya' go
CMON!!! I couldo've done that!!!
Yea, but you didn't, did ya'?
I even brought poison with me!!
Ah, you wouldo've droped that in the ocean with those city hands..
Ah, this is ridiculous.
Well what'd you think I was gonna do? Tear up my boat, with a couple of people I just met and risk my life over some monster beast?
silence
Hehe, forget that..I wanna get paid!

PC Specs:

Pentium 2140e 1.6 GHZ Dual Core CPU

GeForce GT610 2GB

2 GB RAM

200 GB HDD

4 件のコメント

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deathmancer 2012年11月12日 @ 11:13pm

i am on :)

deathmancer 2012年11月12日 @ 5:21pm

Hello i am on from ipad can you please wait ? I am going to sleep and when i will wake up i will vm you thanks for giveaway going to make it recevied and rep + :)

‎√Firewall24 2012年7月19日 @ 6:02pm

:O Hai