Headshot Assassins
The new and improved Headshot Assassnins, We're back and better than ever. More of a group than a rigid clan, we're fairly laid back, have few rules, and just want to promote friendly, fun gaming.
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Member since:
May 15, 2007 Steam Rating:
1.7 Playing time:
5.3 hrs past 2 weeks 
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
1.1 hrs / 1.1 hrs
Counter-Strike: Source
0.4 hrs / 27 hrs
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"Mind the gap."
United States 
A few of my favorite portal qoutes:
"That thing is probably a sewage containment unit. So just go ahead, rub your face all over it. (Pause) Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel? (Pause) Think about it. If that thing is important, why don't I know about it? (Pause) I'll tell you what that thing *isn't* - it isn't yours! So leave it alone!"
"The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable, it says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too."
"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel and teeth."
"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."
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