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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU GET TO SEE MORE FATALITYS IN THIS GAME THEN MORTAL KOMBAT, BUY THIS BITCH!
Transformers has a suprisingly good Vehicle combat system, thats not just a gimmick but its also survival! You cannot sprint sadly, but you can turn into a vechicle and shift into turbo and race the heck out of your death bed, did I mention you can transform into JET FIGHTERS :D
The WALKING DEAD is an immersive Zombie Point & Click with RPG(ish) elements that story is set in Episodes(1-5).
You play as Lee Emmeret, a man who was charged of murding a man who was sleeping with your wife, but as Lee is being droved to prison the police officer crashed and you awaken to find that your friendly neighborhood state trooper is now a undead flesh eating ghoul! as you put the officer out of his misery you find a young girl whos parents are lost and it is you job to protect her no matter what, and I mean *NO MATTER WHAT* if she dies the game ends, so basicly shes a lifeline that you must protect as your protecting yourself, and if you are already a Father you may have some expierence protecting your children from the under goons.
you can manipulate the ending of the episode by either being a Charismatic Leader, or a Tyrant or just a Survivor but in the Zombie Apocoplyse, You decide who you want to be known/remembered for/as.
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