How to be famous and loved like me :
Step 1: Voice your oppinion on the matter, always! The more you do it, the more people will consider your oppinion!
Step 2: Sarcasm! Loads and loads of sarcasm! The more you use it, the more it looks like you know what you are talking about! If the reader doesnt understand it, the better! Because now you can insult his lag of understanding for stylistic devices!
Step 3: If people fucked with you in the past, fuck with them! Especialy do it when they want to apologize, for an added effect! Maybe you are lucky and your nerdrage will send them back to their emotional past!
Step 4: If you are wrong, then you are wrong because you are NEVER wrong! Just change some facts and twists them around until it sounds like you are right. I mean if the lawyer of OJ can do it, you should be able to do so aswell!
Step 5: I am more important than you. Please read step 4 for a proof of this stated fact.

If you follow all these steps, you will be as loved and famous as me~
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PS: If you deleted me, I wont run after you. I dont care if you want to test how long it takes for me to realise you are gone, if you suffer from beeing an emo, please dont assume my whole world centers around you. (Newsflash: it doesnt)

PPS: If I deleted you, than we either never talked or I honestly cant remember you anymore. Dont be offended If I deleted you.

PPPS: Yes, I own the #9 spy-cicle and no, I wont trade it with you.

PPPPS: If you write a comment on my profile and await an answer from me, and youself have set your profile comments to "Friends only" or closed for everyone, than please do me a favor and buy some smarts now, because you dont have any.

My backpack! Look at all dem nines!
mfw im about to hug a person
My collection of #9's and Level 9's