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Esspytood

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sickened wick

Victoria, Australia 

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit and nod
Ill tell you how I became the dude that makes farragomod

In eastern australia born and raised
On the computer where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all drawing some shit while i was in school
When a couple of thoughts that were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my face got sod
i said i'm doing something else and i'll call it farragomod


I begged and pleaded with the other day
But i upgraded my PC and sent me on my way
i got me a game and it gave me my ticket
I loaded up gmod and said I might aswell kick it

First server, yo this is badass,
making explosive weapons out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of gmod livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a jeep and when it came near the
username said minge and had a thrust in the rear
If anything I could say that this jeep was ass
But I thought naw forget it, yo homes to flatgrass

I pulled up to a fort about seven or eight
And I yelled to the mingebag yo, homes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally stocked
To settle my name as esspytood of farragomod.

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14 Comments - view all
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BurningFinger Dec 24, 2011 @ 3:06am 
DON'T YOU :3 ME
feeltherawk Nov 26, 2011 @ 9:41am 
Potato cakes. <3
Commander Saxon Jul 2, 2011 @ 10:58am 
GOLDEN TICKET!
Commander Saxon Feb 27, 2011 @ 12:10am 
Wait, what?
Commander Saxon Dec 17, 2010 @ 12:51am 
The treasure will be mine!
Trenton the Castlevania Bat Jul 17, 2010 @ 12:04am 
I've never read your profile up until now. I lmao through the whole thing

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SP.2 PRODUCTORY - Public
20 Members  |  1 In-Game  |  5 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

Farragomod, Spinning, trollies, Bees, Jazz, Musical Jazz, and of course Esspytood and Saxon playing james and doing nonsensical dickery.

Welcome to SP.2 PRODUCTORY

We make videos about games, james, and funny media. we'll do anything as long as its a half decent idea, obtainable to pull off, and profitable... mostly.

The Productory serves up media that anyone can enjoy.

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Current staffers are,

Esspytood: the guy

Saxon: the other guy

There might be others but otherwise those who are loyal to the Productory and have contributed in the name of such are worth mentioning.

if you wanna be the guy, pitch in! or something...

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Awesome. i'd totally play it over and over again, and have done.

Leave a comment November 22nd, 2011 @ 11:58pm

Ever wanted to play Unleashed or Colors but put it off because they're only on consoles, this should help.

Look at it this way, if you're not running a sonic game at 60+ FPS then you're not doing it right. PC does what 6th gen could!

View all 2 comments November 22nd, 2011 @ 11:57pm

Its... pretty much for the fans. But otherwise its a pretty simple Sci-Fi MMO

Leave a comment November 22nd, 2011 @ 11:53pm