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October 10, 2007 Steam Rating:
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat
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Lord Jukaholicz Moneybags von Cashzeppelin Goldfutures III
Heard & McDonald Islands 
What if one day you were sitting at your computer and, startled by sounds of shuffling, turned to see a crab standing at the farthest corner of the room, staring directly at you? It would click its claws, acknowledging your gaze. For the rest of your life the crab would stalk you from a distance. Nothing you could do would stop it. No matter how many times you'd kill it, within minutes it would return. You would begin to wonder whether the same crab continually reincarnates just to follow you, or whether some kind of crab king is sending its minions one by one to spy on you.
What would you do? Would you still be able to eat at seafood restaurants? Would you be able to explain just how a crab got onto an airplane with you?
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YO THIS PURPLE ASS NIGGA REPRESENTING HIS TRIBE DOG. HIS FUCKING TRIBE. DON'T FUCK THIS GANG. THEY'LL FUCKING FLY A HELICOPTER UP YO ASS. REPRESENTIN'.
¡FIESTA TIME!
Burn the Heretic. Kill the Mutant. Purge the Unclean.
THIS NIGGA BE CRAZY DAWG! THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTING! HE BE JESUS MAN! JESUS PLAYS VIDEOGAMES AND RAPES BITCHES LIKE CRAZY! AND BY JESUS, I MEAN THIS NIGGA LTK RIGHT HERE!
As the Emperor wills it.
IF YOU WERE GIBBED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR MAGIC SHOW CUZ I'D BE AT WORLD'S END MIND DUELLIN DA WHIZZAD THAT GIBBED YOU!
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WE TRUE WHIZZADS
WE ROLL TOGETHER
WE CONJURE TOGETHER
send this STAFF to everyone you cast with including me if you cast. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 you're a TRUE WHIZZAD
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WE TRUE WHIZZADS
WE ROLL TOGETHER
WE CONJURE TOGETHER
send this STAFF to everyone you cast with including me if you cast. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 you're a TRUE WHIZZAD
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I thought I had already made a recommendation post for this but I guess not.
Let me first start off by saying that I hold a lot of hatred and bitterness towards this game. I hold a long-standing grudge against this game. I tend to not hold grudges in general, especially not to forms of media or inanimate objects, but holy shit this game is evil in its purest and most hateful form.
That being said, it is also an amazing game. Its soundtrack is outstanding. Hearing a single song from it makes me want to boot the game up and give it another shot. Maybe this time our 25 hours won't end in bitter defeat. Maybe this time we'll WIN. That's how inspiring the music is. I KNOW that I'll spend the entire game in anger and frustration. I know there is no hope for victory. There can only be one outcome and that outcome is defeat, but despite knowing this I cannot help but want to play it.
My original description for this thing was WAY too long for Steam. So here's what I consider to be the main selling point.
- BATTLE ON THE ZEPPELINS. I am not even kidding you are on a zeppelin fighting goblin ZEPPELIN PIRATES who jump over to your zeppelin and try to kill you. They also throw pirate goblin zeppelin bombs at you that can and likely will send you flying off into the sunset.
There's even more to it than that but I do not wish to spoil it for anyone.
Seriously buy this game.
Right now.
( I probably won't play it with you as I will be too busy playing it with cooler people. )
Picture this, if you will. You're nearing the end of a game, the final level is just in sight. You've spent a great deal of time slaughtering your way to the top and you're finally number 1. The game, thus far, has present enough of a challenge to keep it interesting, but not so much that it has become frustrating. You pick up the pace, eager to see what rewards you get for all of your hard work. You're entering the Chernobyl Power Plant.
You look around and find nothing of interest offhand. A guy in an exo-suit jumps out from around a corner, startling you before you kill him. A guy in an exo-suit falls down from somewhere in the sky. A guy in an exo-suit comes up from under the ground. 20 guys in exo-suits rush single-file out of a building at you. 80 guys in exo-suits are perched atop buildings with gauss rifles. 300 guys in exo-suits are waiting for you inside the facility.
Good luck.
