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Nothing is true, Everything is permitted to peace in all things.

Harrison York

Denver, Colorado, United States 

A Happy man is to satisfied with the present to dwell much on the future.

(also known as;
Keys
Eichenkatze
and
Monk Master Squirrel)


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Monk Masters - Public
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Masters of None. Masters to all.

Do you have what it takes to be a Monk Master?
Whats it take you ask?
Well, can you stand in the open and take the sniper fire like a true hero? Can you Lob off grenades like theres no tomorrow? Can you place turrets where no one goes? Do you sit idle with the medic? Excellent, you qualify!
~ Any skills better or above the ones listed are welcomed and accepted.

Monk Masters are Masters to none. They rule none and are ruled by none. Yet they are still Masters to all. How is this so? They are Monk Masters.

Members are trained high in the appalachian mountains for years before they are allowed into the world. Riggerous training in the art of Foresting and Squirrel farming push hopeful members to their limits. When deemed ready they are unleashed onto the global net with unyielding fury and power. Striking fear into the hearts of those familiar with a Monk Master beating. They may also apply here and be automatically accepted, but attending the appalachian Mountain camp is suggested.

The symbol of the Monk Masters takes on a meaning of its own. The perfect circle symbolizing the soul of the player while its four outstretching arms stand for Ignorance, High D/K ratios, unlawful Team kills, and their unique ability to herd small mammals in the field of battle.

They are unmatched. Unprecedented. And unflinching.


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Seriously though, be honorable. Its a fun group but that doesn't mean you have to excell at douchbaggery.

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