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THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, MORPH.

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12:50 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: >Play Dungeons of Dredmor
12:50 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: >Girl also has ridiculous eyebrows.
12:50 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: I want my wife to have such eyebrows
12:50 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: then we can adventure together
12:50 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: >Picture that in my head
12:50 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: That'd be quite the turn off, vawt.
12:50 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: Whatever floats your boat.
12:50 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: :3c
12:51 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: Its okay because she is my boat
12:51 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: With er delciiously large bosom
12:51 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: Large bosoms and eyebrows.
12:51 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: My face.
12:51 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: I don't know what to think
12:51 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: or feel.
12:51 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: ya'll hatin
12:51 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: Are you insinuating that I'm more than 1 person.
12:52 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: you are the people
12:52 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: you are neo
12:52 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: are the neo
12:52 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: the
12:52 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: ass blaster man
12:56 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: Time to try this again
12:56 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: I be
12:56 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: blastin' asses
12:56 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: all dey
12:56 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: yes
12:56 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: embrace destiny
12:56 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: asses need blastin
12:56 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: and you are the man
12:56 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: for a job
12:56 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: like ass blasting
12:56 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: and ahve been hired
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: from 5-9
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: blastin asses
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: because thats your job
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: you get paid in bubblegum
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: and run out
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: and get mad
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: really mad
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: and blast more asses
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: then your paychek comes
12:57 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: It's a hard life.
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: and you go out and buy a movie
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: about yourself
12:57 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: because you're a star baby
12:58 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: :3
1:03 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: Do I get cool sunglasses and everything?
1:03 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: yes
1:03 AM - Vaught Redford, Bed Commander: two of them
1:03 AM - J♥hns, da Christmas Seal: Fuck yeah

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{HLB} Hellblazer ♫ posted on February 03, 2012 @ 6:43am
ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
Rhodora posted on January 23, 2012 @ 1:32am
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qF | MrSquinty posted on January 23, 2012 @ 1:28am
+++ rep extremely nice trader
 
Vaught Redford, Bosom Brigadier posted on January 15, 2012 @ 2:49pm
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
Ashtear posted on January 09, 2012 @ 8:07am
I'm going to post a comment here just because I feel like doing so.

Have you got a problem with that? If so; deal with it.
 
Santiago Johns posted on January 08, 2012 @ 2:49am
I..Err..What?


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Suck our dicks.

Eat shit, faggots.

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Best game ever made by man.

Leave a comment February 11th, 2012 @ 4:53pm

This game. THIS. GOD. DAMN. GAME. The plot was more immersive and enjoyable, I couldn't put this game down, I had to see what was gonna go on next. My favorite game that came out in 2011, definitely. Although I played and beat it in 2012. Don't matta. Big ups to CG/ClassicGuardian for buying me this while it was on sale.

Leave a comment January 25th, 2012 @ 8:55am

I love coal, by the way this is a great game.

Leave a comment December 27th, 2011 @ 1:03pm