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S24 Open: Landed in Open (11-5) (1-1)
S26 Open: Velocity Black (14-2) (2-1)

S17 Steel: NADH
S18 Silver: SAP
S19 Silver: Nine Angry Men
S20 Gold: DAT
S21 Silver: Nine Angry Men

UGC 6s:
S17 Steel: uLFNPro=
S18 Silver: uLFNPro=
S20 Steel: Savage Cabbages
S21 Steel: Communist Manifestbros
S22 Silver: Cloud 6
S24 Silver: TruNut

UGC 4s:
S6 Gold: THROW
S7 Gold: THROW
S8 Gold: THROW


maelstrom: those mofu mofu days ^___^
maelstrom: when its too windy out to wear your cat ear headband outside -____-

9AM | Dyl4N: Hey, sorry to bother but I was just wondering if you signed items?
8K Deathy: Yea sure
8K Deathy: no fee if ur wondering im not banny

maelstram: i popped a lil stiffy after watching that vod
maelstram: i killed brulee or almost killed her like every mid

morsca: we should become bronies

Tonsha: WAIT
Tonsha: ABORT

Unit1: like she shits on my dick then wants to use MY bathroom
Unit1: disgusting
Unit1: bitches need potty training

Paul: or ima tape a protractor
Paul: to my montior
Paul: and just airshot every bomb

Riot: If you get picked in this pug I'm going to piss in my face

marquis: havent u ever wanted to see snoop dogg with tits

paul: btw since ur my offspring happy sibling day

tony: dude im actually a god at scout now tho
tony: like u wont believew hy tho
tony: like legit im retarded

daily : im gonna nut in ur mouth

YungSally: yo dylan
YungSally: wanna be my boy friend
YungSally: that way we can catch up to all the fags in mge

morscaa: i told u i was becoming trans
morscaa: i need myself a man

a moment in forever: I think my dick is fuckdd up
a moment in forever: U know like the default scout crosshair rifht
a moment in forever: Like the 2 borders left and right of the dot
a moment in forever: My dick like splits my piss so i pee in 2 lines
a moment in forever: And not down the middle

Phantom: You may have learned in school that of the seven wonders of the world, only one is said to be around to this day, but this is no longer the case. True, the Colossus of Rhodes, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Temple of Artemis, the Statue of Zeus, the Lighthouse of Alexandria and the Tomb of Mausolus have all faded from existence throughout time. But the Great Pyramids of Gaza aren't the only world wonder left standing. Discovered in 1987 by Archaeologist Dr. Grant Vincent PhD, the rockets of dyl4n have earned the title of world wonder. Capable of travelling at speeds of over 400mph and dealing over 10 million damage each, these rockets were originally kept secret by the American government. NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden originally tried to leak the existence of these rockets to the public in 2013, but was unsuccessful in his efforts. These new world wonders have just now been released due to the United States of America's recent declaration of war on Canada. Only time will tell of what lays in the future, in this new cold war era.

Phantom: Albert Einstein, one of the greatest minds to ever live, was once perplexed by the speed at which dyl4n was able to farm. Seemingly impossible DPMs of 400+ every game were consistently observed, leading to the hypothesis that this was no fluke. Einstein spent the last years of his life trying to prove the ability of dyl4n's farm existed within the laws of science. Critics laughed at his efforts, claiming that dyl4n's farm was an undeniable act of divine intervention. It wasn't until the end when Einstein found the answer. On his deathbed, Einstein spent the last seconds of his life jotting down what is now the world's most infamous scientific formula. dyl4n=nut(e)
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alan Mar 17 @ 11:03pm 
Lil Pump in his song "Gucci Gang." He captures the feeling of pure bliss while still recognizing that none of this really matters in the end. In his other song "D Rose," Pump explain that he's got "Eighty on his wrist." This is a clear reference to the 1980s when the cold war was at its height. Pump then goes on to say "Hundred on my wrist." This is a continuation of the previous lyric. We have now moved from the 80s to the 100s. The 100s being another name for the 2000s. It's not a coincidence that Pump was born in the 2000s. He uses this to make a bold statement about 9/11 in his song "Boss." Where a "Bitch [comes] in with a saw. Yuh." The saw being the plane, also representing Sisyphus in his never-ending struggle to remember a bitch's name after fucking them.
hes so handsome Dec 30, 2017 @ 2:28am 
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duo queue with me on ow Nov 5, 2017 @ 12:44am 
duo queue with me on ow Nov 5, 2017 @ 12:44am 
dog shit
duo queue with me on ow Nov 5, 2017 @ 12:44am 
ur shit