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Soon to be a major religion
Chris
Kent, United Kingdom (Great Britain) 
TF2 Class: Medic
Favourite quotes:
'Good news everyone
Seven years ago I applied to have AOL's wireless broadband, and it just came through...WAEEEEE!!!!' - Professor Farnsworth (futurama)
Evil fat guy:'mhm im sorry, i cant disclose information on that customers secret illegal account'
'oh crap, i shouldnt have said he was a customer'
'Oh crap, i shouldnt have said it was a secret'
'OH CRAP, i certainlly shouldnt have said it was illegal........ahhhh, its too hot today'
1. Peashooter
Ah, life. Fresh air, warm sunlight, and plenty of water, garden life is great.
2. Repeater
Bunker-up soldier, welcome to hell.
3. Peashooter
What are you talking about?
4. Repeater
You’ve just been planted into a battlefield.
5. Peashooter
A battlefield? But the sunflowers look like they’re having such a great time.
6. Repeater
Their smiles are just for show. They have it rough.
7. Sunflower
BLARGH!! Oh God make it stop!
8. Peashooter
Did he just vomit sunshine?
9. Sunflower
Please, someone cut off my stalk. Tear me up. Do anything, just don’t… oh no it’s coming again! BLARGH!!
10. Peashooter
Can’t someone help him?
11. Repeater
Would love to, but we need his sunshine.
12. Peashooter
For photosynthesis?
13. Repeater
You’d think so, but we actually use as currency to purchase biological weapons against the zombie onslaught. Oh great, here comes another rookie.
14. Wall-nut
Yeah! Frontline! Someone hand me my nut-shooter.
15. Peashooter
So we shoot seeds at the zombies?
16. Repeater
Yeah, well… not Wall-nut. He is more of a sacrificial plant.
17. Wall-nut
Sacrificial? Wait, come on guys. Hand me my weapon, this zombie is wicked close.
18. Repeater
Sorry buddy, take it like a champ!
19. Wall-nut
OH MY GOD! MY SHELL! I FEEL EVERYTHING!
20. Repeater
You’re doing great! Keep it up!
21. Wall-nut
I DON’T HAVE ARMS TO PROTECT MYSELF!
22. Sunflower
BLARGH!! Kill me now!
23. Peashooter
This place is awful.
24. Repeater
What did I tell you? And that’s not even the worst of it.
25. Peashooter
How could it get worse than this?
26. Repeater
Our weapon supplier has a mental disorder.
27. Crazy Dave
I’M CRAAAAAAAZY!
28. Peashooter
How can you tell?
29. Repeater
First of all, he’s using garden plants as weapons against the zombie apocalypse. But the pot-helmet is a dead giveaway. Plus, he’s always reaffirming that’s he’s crazy.
30. Peashooter
Why does he do that?
31. Crazy Dave
BECAUSE I’M CRAAAAAAAZY!
32. Repeater
Told ya.
33. Peashooter
So… we’re all going to die.
34. Repeater
Pretty much.
35. Crazy Dave
Hold up little saplings, eventually the zombies will give up and we will all have a massive dance party!
36. Repeater
…
37. Peashooter
Yeah, we’re f—ked.
'My ass has decided to eat, MY HAND
IT HUNGERS! for mooore....'
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