I came cause I saw some ponies. Take that as you wish.
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T̡̖̩͓̹̝̩̥̹̋͆ͨ̽̾ͪͬ̂͘͠R̸̷̓ͪ̇̋͐ͫ͠ ̥̘̼̺O̡̨̝̤̻̰̯̗̞̜ͯ̿̃ͫ̿ͤ͐ͤ̉̽ͬ̚ L ̽ ́ ̢̗̹͇̗͉͛̄͢O̴̡̫̝̗͈͖̗͓̠ͯͮ̔͞ ͓̼ ̱̪ ͓̞ ̱͇̳̦L͛̽͒ͨ͂̓ͭͥ̅͛ͯ̾̎͐͛̚ ̵̈́́ ̱́͢ ̻̙̙ ̖̭̫̣̙̣͕̠̜͈͇̩ͅOͤ̂ͫ̄ ̓ͨ̂̀ ͒̈́̇̄ ͔͍͘͟ ̺͉͔̩̲̥̖͍ͅL͛ͦ̌̽ͫ ̷̶̛̲ͨ ͙̖͎̫̰ ̞͍̠̣̙ ̺̘̼̫̗̞L͐̅͊͋̾ ̾ͧ̏̈̌̃ ҉̯̱̗͖͠ ̻̜̜̮̲̠ ̰̬Oͣͨ͐͌̋̚ ̴̨͓̯̓͘͜ ͙̯̼̥͎͚̘ ̥̥̪L͂̾ͪ ̊͋̆͛̀̇ ̵̡̢̤̈͒͝͠ ̫̤͖̜̜̙̯͍ Ȯ͒ͧͦͭ̋͘ ́͘͝ ̡̤̜͎͕̭̝̲ͅ ̥̰L̑̈́̑̒ͣ̋ ̷̧̛ͦͨͨ̂̀͡ ̷̜̱̼̹͓O̡̯͖̖̝̦̍̌̂̐͝Ḷ̵͔̙͚̘͉̙̪̒̉̓ͦ̂̊ͭͫͪ͡
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Throughout history, men have worn hats as a way of showing how much better they are than other men. “I buy hats,” a behatted man seems to say. “I am better than you!”
In wartime, hats were a useful way of conferring rank, and ensuring that casualties were confined to the lower classes (hence the famous command of “Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads” at the Battle of Bunker Hill by William Prescott, a general renowned for only shooting enemy combatants who were poor). During peacetime, hats have been instrumental for men to let the non-hatted know just who is wearing the hat around here.
I have personally killed 6,578 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,336 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach.
If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America.
Name : Sandvich
Role : Edible Device
Weapons : Toothpick
Description : He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!
One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch...and KABLOOEH!
Odd Scout, Demopan, Painis Cupcake, Sewer Medic, Spycrab, Christian Brutal Sniper, Vagineer, Heavy Bieber, and W+M1. Best. Team. Ever.
LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF UP THERE!
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