☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™
Cakie bin-laden   Saint Petersburg, Saint Petersburg City, Russian Federation
im a girl gamer~!

just kidding im a trap lolxd get scammed
Religion: Islam

just kidding blackies ha

i havent lost my virginity becausei dont loose

Rest In Peace, Red Army Choir http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/25/world/europe/russian-military-plane-crash-alexandrov-ensemble.html

AR15: Sometimes mistaken for a toy
AK47: Sometimes mistaken for random parts
Mosin-Nagant: Sometimes mistaken for an artillery piece, or an anti-aircraft gun

AR15: Melts IN the fire
AK47: Starts ON fire
Mosin-Nagant: Starts THE fire

AR15: Invented 50 years ago by a consummate engineer
AK47: Invented 60 years ago by wounded tank sergeant
Mosin-Nagant: Invented 117 years ago by two drunks on a budget.

AR15: Makes small holes
AK47: Makes big holes
Mosin-Nagant: Makes black holes

"The worst part is being turned on by it." - Thomas "Burnie" RIP.00

"Lunchables nigga, 5 dollas a pack. We gonna make that ass clap with this healthy snack!"




I sexually identify as a fidget spinner. Ever since I was a young child I dreamed of being spun round in the sweaty palms of an autistic child. People say that being a fidget spinner is stupid and I'm mentally ill but I don't care. I'm beautiful. My plastic surgeon will soon be attaching 3 titanium ball bearings to me, encased in a diamond encrusted aluminum shell. My dream to be spun and spun and spun can finally become a reality. If you can't accept me expect to be the next 9999.99mph fidget spinner victim. If you still can't accept me, you are a spinnerphobe. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Im a 13 yr old girl And Even If I try To Stop masterbating i can't!!!! but the reason why i think is that i just get so much pleasure out of it i just want more

:ment: KGB Ivan is watching tovarishch, dont forget)))) :soviet:

☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: stalin has blessed me
Lucifer.: Stalin?
Lucifer.: Im the fallen angel m8
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: you dont know who stalin is
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: jesus christ
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: who do you think he is?
Lucifer.: Nu

we got a serious case of retardation

☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: who do you think Stalin was?
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: when i said stalin?
Lucifer.: um
Lucifer.: satan's cousin?

☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: did you start fucking watching the bee movie on my netflix account
The Chubgger: yes
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: y u do dis
The Chubgger: beecause
The Chubgger: that dirty pun feels wall of shame worthy
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: it really is
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™: truly


?~Meaning Of A Lick~?
*Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
*Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
*Lick on the Stomach/Belly: I'm ready
*Lick on the Forehead: For comfort
*Lick on the Paw: You're my everything
*Lick below the Chin: I like you
*Lick on the Nose: I love you
*Lick on the Neck: We belong together
*Lick on the Shoulder: I want you
*Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me
*Lick on the Lips: I need you
*Lick on the Back: For fun!
*Lick on the Cheek: I missed you
*Lick on the Waist: I like being in you
*Lick on the thigh: Do you want to?
*Lick on the crotch: Let's do it!


You're one sick fuck. I would never suggest removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me," then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.

(im autistic, proof)

i put a foil gold skull sticker on an awp safari mesh when it was worth like 10 cents, and now its worth fucking 66 dollars, the sticker that is

please end my life

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Ph1nner Mar 18 @ 5:56pm 
Added for soviet memes.
john ravioli/ Mar 11 @ 1:50pm 
still in search of the brother juice
john ravioli/ Mar 11 @ 1:48pm 
i dranked too much brother juice,
UnknownOperative Mar 6 @ 4:51pm 
congrats on ur new missles Russia! they actually work tho?!?! or half work like all of ur things like ur shitty country
☭The Cake Cake Cake☭™ Feb 18 @ 1:11pm