The Sovereign Emirates of the United Kingdom of Donkvakia
The armies of Donkvakia will forever rip the sleevies of your fancy jackets!
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July 16, 2004 Steam Rating:
5.6 Playing time:
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The Donkey-Headed Adversary
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I am the adversary. I must remain the adversary.
John Smith
I am not yours to embrace, I am not yours to invoke. I watch for signs of your imminent demise in scratches on the wall. I listen for sounds of your iminent decay in the singing of a solitary lark.
Even now in this our finest hour I feel the hate of every stone, tree and flower. Even now you fall under the long shadow of the donkey's ears. Even now you listen for the slow grinding of the donkey's teeth. You weep in the din of the stomping of the donkey's black hoof.
You weep for the slow coming of your doom.
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Long time no see, donk man.
Donkey. Bear my children. Our horrible, mutated, hoofed, donkey-headed brood. I will call them "The Donk-ettes"
da donkey donk! i remember this time that you changed your name to donkeysomething and igby changed his name to igby something... and so then i changed my name to igbyanniversary. sometimes i think about that and feel embarrassed. lol.
Hot Tub Time Machine! Thats the qoute of the week!
High five back!
my invite broke =\ Resend Donkeyvite?
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