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The Donkey-Headed Adversary

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I am the adversary. I must remain the adversary.

John Smith

 

I am not yours to embrace, I am not yours to invoke. I watch for signs of your imminent demise in scratches on the wall. I listen for sounds of your iminent decay in the singing of a solitary lark.

Even now in this our finest hour I feel the hate of every stone, tree and flower. Even now you fall under the long shadow of the donkey's ears. Even now you listen for the slow grinding of the donkey's teeth. You weep in the din of the stomping of the donkey's black hoof.

You weep for the slow coming of your doom.

Skull Machine

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AbortedۣۜSoul posted on December 02, 2009 @ 8:46am
Long time no see, donk man.
 
Ω Odin Ω posted on October 02, 2009 @ 11:57pm
Donkey. Bear my children. Our horrible, mutated, hoofed, donkey-headed brood. I will call them "The Donk-ettes"
 
ashleysomething posted on September 08, 2009 @ 9:07pm
da donkey donk! i remember this time that you changed your name to donkeysomething and igby changed his name to igby something... and so then i changed my name to igbyanniversary. sometimes i think about that and feel embarrassed. lol.
 
|ÅΩ| BluePhantomSniper (No mic) posted on August 13, 2009 @ 1:50am
Hot Tub Time Machine! Thats the qoute of the week!
 
WILDMAN posted on July 28, 2009 @ 12:36am
High five back!
 
Agent Torchwood 002 posted on July 25, 2009 @ 5:07pm
my invite broke =\ Resend Donkeyvite?


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