Recent reviews by LotsOfLiquid

Damn.

EP.5
Oh lord never in my life have I made an easier choice. It was life picking between getting shanked by an AIDS knife and winning the lottery. There are 2 types of people; people who made the wrong choice and people who enjoyed watching that BitchCunt bleed out while touching themselves. I wish there was a choice to let chloe die and to kill max too. Never in my life have i heard a worse voice. I'd rather listen to an illiterate 50 year old meth addict try to read me the bible than listen to this max's slow drawl. She sounds like she's holding her intestines in with one hand while taking it hot and heavy in the back. JesusTittyChrist.
6/10
With sound off 8/10

Also the owl in the barn can move its eyes and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Let me start by saying i wish i could reccomend this game at least 7 1/2 times. Nothing screams great game like Garlok Online. This masterpiece easily exeeds all expectations and is a steal at the low price of free. If this game cost $100 i would buy it. If this game was a big flaccid stinky noodle i would slob on it all night. I would allow this game to plant it's manly seed deep inside me. I can no longer play this game as i am stuck in a challenging section under the map. As I fall into the void for eternety I dream lovely dreams of all the great times I had playing this work of art.

12/3.641