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Theoretically, if you took some from those who have and gave it to the have nots, everyone would have some. Thats a grand thought considering we still don't even know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Don't you think?
Here are some short stories.....
Overly skeptical, Douglas traded away all of his comic books. A week later it was discovered that he had rickets.
The lasting effect of the break up revealed itself when Lathram ordered a Tab.
A sudden notion occurred to Bobby, and his cereal had gone soggy before he realized what had happened.
Herbert was distraught over the fact that he no longer had enough letters in his soup to spell dreadnought.
The cleaning lady took in all with disdain, greatly increasing the chances of her stealing something.
Kitty had bought a sweater that had cost her nearly fifty dollars and had already received twenty-five sarcastic remarks about it.
Alfred's belly quivered and undulated as he audaciously poo-pooed Sally's notion of going to school part time.
Lenny's date was already one and a quarter hours late, and he wondered how long he would have to wait before he realized he was stood up.
Making the best of the situation Stan ate his entrails.
A large, round, bald man with a woman’s head asked for a contraceptive and was given a laxative.
Bouncing on the bed was all good fun until Clara toppled off into the tree grinding machine that was kept next to the nightstand.
Henry's supervisor told him not to beat his brains out over this little problem, but he already lay in a pool of blood clutching a tire iron.
“All for naught” thought Gwendolyn as she pried the prize lobsters from her breasts.
A crowd of angered apathists held up signs with incomplete phrases.
Harry lived in a germ free atmosphere, making him the only germ in the place which eventually led to his death and rendering his body useless.
Abundantly doused in fragrant chemicals, she was radiant in the truest sense of the word.
The big girl in the corner would involuntarily twitch at seven-second intervals and eventually disrupted her hair.
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