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A Leg Up On Those With No Legs

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Theoretically, if you took some from those who have and gave it to the have nots, everyone would have some. Thats a grand thought considering we still don't even know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Don't you think?



Here are some short stories.....

Overly skeptical, Douglas traded away all of his comic books. A week later it was discovered that he had rickets.

The lasting effect of the break up revealed itself when Lathram ordered a Tab.

A sudden notion occurred to Bobby, and his cereal had gone soggy before he realized what had happened.

Herbert was distraught over the fact that he no longer had enough letters in his soup to spell dreadnought.

The cleaning lady took in all with disdain, greatly increasing the chances of her stealing something.

Kitty had bought a sweater that had cost her nearly fifty dollars and had already received twenty-five sarcastic remarks about it.

Alfred's belly quivered and undulated as he audaciously poo-pooed Sally's notion of going to school part time.

Lenny's date was already one and a quarter hours late, and he wondered how long he would have to wait before he realized he was stood up.

Making the best of the situation Stan ate his entrails.

A large, round, bald man with a woman’s head asked for a contraceptive and was given a laxative.

Bouncing on the bed was all good fun until Clara toppled off into the tree grinding machine that was kept next to the nightstand.

Henry's supervisor told him not to beat his brains out over this little problem, but he already lay in a pool of blood clutching a tire iron.

“All for naught” thought Gwendolyn as she pried the prize lobsters from her breasts.

A crowd of angered apathists held up signs with incomplete phrases.

Harry lived in a germ free atmosphere, making him the only germ in the place which eventually led to his death and rendering his body useless.

Abundantly doused in fragrant chemicals, she was radiant in the truest sense of the word.

The big girl in the corner would involuntarily twitch at seven-second intervals and eventually disrupted her hair.



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James posted on July 05, 2011 @ 3:57pm
This comment either proves you are cool or I am desperate.
 
Opequon posted on May 08, 2010 @ 3:01pm
ur short stories r awesome


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The switch to limited squads with RPG elements is a refreshing path for the Dawn of War franchise to take. I really like the unique squad abilities and how they mesh together to complement one another, which leads to rich tactical gameplay. The RPG elements are strong and fit well with the DoW universe. The missions themselves can be a bit repetative but the wide range of tactical approaches one can take save them from getting stale. The overall story isn't too shabby either, and it is presented very well. I don't do much multi-player but that aspect of the game is as robust as the rest. Dawn Of War II is a well crafted, well executed RTS, well worth your time if your looking for a break from base building and resource gathering and just want to fight with a few selected elite squads.

Leave a comment February 11th, 2012 @ 7:56pm

At least on the harder levels, Killing Floor is a deceptively complex game that requires the utmost in true cooperative gameplay. Its a game of frantic gunplay and coordinated, purposeful movement that encourages team strategy. The graphics are excellent, the maps many and varied, as are the enemies. Can be played single player, but Co-Op with friends is the way to go. Its also fairly easy on PC hardware and should run on most modern rigs. I don't play this game constantly but I always come back to it and its always fun, and its one of the few games out there that can humble an overly cocky team.

Leave a comment February 6th, 2012 @ 10:36pm

Unreal is one of my perennial favorites. It's old school goodness wrapped in a rich, surreal world that abounds with challenging enemies, as well a few friends. There are a lot of unique, interesting weapons, all with alt fire modes that keep gameplay compelling and satisfying. There isn't much of a plot really, but the gameworld is so varied and steeped in mystery that it doesn't matter. On the higher difficulty levels the game is brutal, so its not a walk in the park. The only drawback (though not for me) is the dated graphics, but for solid gameplay and an immersive world, Unreal remains a top notch shooter. I've played this game many times before getting it on Steam, so don't let the few hours that Steam has logged me playing fool you, I write this recommendation based on 100+ hours of play. Highly recommended.

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