Dissy EX
Ray   Kingsland, Georgia, United States
 
 
Hard wired, Handsome, Sophisticated, Diva-Like, and Too glam to give a damn.


A dude that wrestles/cosplays as Mettaton and does beautiful You-Tube
videos, more about me below if you care. I don't accept many random invites unless you know a friend of mine, sorry darlings!


My shitty, undertale filled You-Tube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/user/ray01bdh/featured

Some good shit here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdSXXwkuaT0

FAVORITE CHATS

Dissy EX: I can see that.
Rose 🐲: she cant
Rose 🐲: ooooohhhh
Rose 🐲: rekt
Dissy EX: xDD
Rose 🐲: *airhorns*
Dissy EX: FUCKING GOT HER
Dissy EX: MOM GET THE CAMERA
Dissy EX: OH WAIT YOU CANT
Rose 🐲: mlg no sxoped bich
Dissy EX: OOOOOOOOOOH
Rose 🐲: OOGHH
Dissy EX: OOOOOOOOAHHH
Dissy EX: OAAAHHH
Dissy EX: METTATONS ON FIRE
Dissy EX: LITERALLY I AM HELP
Rose 🐲: THAT AINT FALCO
Rose 🐲: THAT AINT METCO
Dissy EX: WOMBO COMBO
Dissy EX: WOMBO COMBO
Dissy EX: MOMBO MOCMBO
Rose 🐲: wombo mccombo
Dissy EX: can I have a double wombo mccombo
Rose 🐲: momco wowco
Dissy EX: WOW
Rose 🐲: xD


U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: bruh
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: youre fucking mettaton
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: youre isntantly 100000x better than me

Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: Also would mettaton's dick be a microphone..
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: Tell us what you think of my beauty! Just get on your knees...
Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: Oohohohohoho
Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: You kinky fucker.

U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: METTATON
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: *KICK*
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: HAS
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: *KICK
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: A
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: *KICK*
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: FUCKING
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: *KICK*
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: MICROPHONE DICK
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: *KICK*
Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: Exactly.

Dissy "Brittani Knight" EX: Well on this subject, what charecter suits my dumbass?
Rosey NEO: dude
Rosey NEO: youre like
Rosey NEO: a mix of mettaton and papyrus
Dissy "Brittani Knight" EX: PFFF
Dissy "Brittani Knight" EX: TRUE

Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: heyguesswhat
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: what
Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: *leans in slowly*
Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: dank memes.
U͏n̫̯͞ḏ̻͕̝̪̘ͅy͇͓̩̗̣͉̮ḭ͙̳̤̳̻ng: *air hrons explode from my tits*
Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: XXXXD
Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: That genuinly made me laugh out loud holy shit
Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: OHHHH MY GUT XD
Dissy N̴̸͝͝E͜Ơ̶͢͞͠: THATS GOING IN THE FAV CHATS

ShadowDeathBlade93: The Internet is for porn
Rose NEO: tru
Rose NEO: argonian porn
Dissy "Brittani Knight" EX: robot porn
Dissy "Brittani Knight" EX: I have a problem
ShadowDeathBlade93: goddess porn
Dissy "Brittani Knight" EX: ^he also has a problem
Dissy "Brittani Knight" EX: Rose has the hots for lizards tits, im into the oversexualized calculator and zach is into the goddess pussy.
Dissy "Brittani Knight" EX: Wonderful

Dissy "Brittani Knight" IV: I tell you, it hurts to get nailed by a chair in the back.
Tempest: Ouch
Dissy "Brittani Knight" IV: Still kinda stings, not gonna lie.
Tempest: Well
Tempest: chair in the back would hurt like HELL
Tempest: tough stuff m8
Dissy "Brittani Knight" IV: Steel at that.
Tempest: JESUS
Tempest: ARE
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Last Online 1 hrs, 23 mins ago
✨💙 Strut my stuff, you know I’m glammorin'! 💙✨
✨💙WELCOME TO THE DANCE FLOOR💙✨

OOOHHH YYYEEESSS!!!💙 I'm the idol everyone craves! Rise to the top, and the world I'll save! Smile for the camera! Come, look sharp! Take your soul and break your heart! Drama, romance, bloodshed, these tools to the masses I bring! I'll cross the barrier, soon my salvation I'll sing! Hear the people sing to the glamour I bring! I'm warming up, see me shine with such thundrous aplomb! Things blowing up all around, because I've dropped the bomb! It's been swell, my friend, But these games must end, I did my duty, I'll kill with BEAUTY!!!

My name is Ray, The master of show business and aficionado of great legs himself!...sort of. Im an Undertale fan and I wrestle at a local business as Mettaton for fun. My favorite game series of all time is Metroid!

SEXY BESTIES!!! A list of my sexy best friends, (in no particular order) if you aren't here dont take it negativly.
Rose
Shadowdeathblade93
EBDarksnipe
Skylar
Kellyn Nova
Alex
Firestorm
Xera
Infernus
Darkshadow

Fashion is everything
Glamour is everything
Ratings are everything
Mettaton is everything

💙✨KEEP IN MIND✨💙

Online: Up to chat and or play a game.

Away: Obvious, wont respond as im more then likely busy with something in real life.

Busy: Working on something, won't respond.

Offline: Not wanting to be here, or im in the real world.

✨💙QUOTES💙✨

"Metal Thighs destroy the guys" -Rose

" I love you!" Awww, what a touching confession! I'll add it to the rest of the pile! - MTT

" I love your personality!" Yes, it is quite charming isint it? - MTT

"This is a family friendly show! Now stand still while I murder you." - MTT

"Too glam to give a damn" -Adri

"freakin calculator humper" -Rose

"Mettaton's legs fill your pants with DETERMINATION" - Me

"HE IS MAKING MY OVARIES EXPLODE!" - Fangirl

"Strut my stuff, you know I’m glammorin’" -Me

"The master of show business and aficionado of great legs himself" - Me

"ur lightsaber ignite is just a OOOHHH YYYEEESSSSS as the blade slowly extends" -Rose

"the fabulous fantasm, the bitch tornado" -Skylar

"If you deep fry a dick make sure its got that cheese on there" -Pink (Cultmoo)

"a dragoness, a slimecat, and a sex(y) robot walk into a bar." -Rose

"Clamps for your nip so your nip don't slip" -Me

"That and you fuck with everyone's sexualities, Lmao" -Rose

"Legends say that mettaton's tongue holds the world record for out-of-the-mouth 360's in under 5 seconds" -Skylar

"I'm not bad, im just built that way~!" -Me

"Is your dick your switch cause i wanna flip it" -Rose

“Ain’t no bitch who can do it like me I’m beautiful effortlessly” -Me

"It might make me jizz harder" -Zach

"LEGS! LEGS! LEGS! LEGS! CHANT LOUDER GUYS. METTATON CANT HEAR US! LEGS! LEGS! LEGS!" -Rose

"YEW LIL SHIT" -Rose

"Hi yeah can i have a McMettaton with a side of MClegs with some extra glamour please?" -Rose

"GEEEET METTADUNKED ON" -Me

"You cant turn him off, only turn him on" -Me

"OH SHIT WADDUP, ITS DAT RAY, OH SHIT LEGS UP" -Rose

"Run from the booty hunting robot" -Zach

"Cry of Vagina" -Zach

"LagmeinHamcheese" -Rose

"Dude you're fucking Mettaton, your instantly 100000x better than me" -Rose

"Rose has the hots for lizards tits, im into the oversexualized calculator and zach is into the goddess pussy" -Me

"Meme supreme of dissy's stupid shit list" -Skylar

"Just pose, take off your robot pants, make the magic happen and i'll be selling hotdogs to everyone watching. *so they can ketchup on the show" -Skylar

"I dunno, swag just drips off your skin and taints your veins" -Alex

"Your personality is real dark and dramatic, I love it XD" -Alex

"JESUS ARE YOU IRON MAN?! I'D PROBABLY DIE FROM THAT" -Rose

"Tildes sexy robots handsome evil alter egoes all nice and bundled into one tight package" -Skylar

"*air horns explode from my tits*" -Rose

✨💙You made it to the end, have some sexy lyrics! See you next mission! Goodbye darlings~!✨💙


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Death By Glamour
You are enamored
Aren’t I stunning
Ah, I’m not shunning

Heel turn, and pose
The audience nods
Ratings climb up
Now you’re getting it

Break a leg, dear
Make sure they’re not mine
I’m built to shine
I am the star here

I will make your
Last living moments
Absolutely
Be-a-u-tiful

Sweetheart, how are you on the dance floor?
Can you keep up with my pace?
I’m not surprised that you like my brand
Don’t just guzzle that Starfait
It makes sense that you would write ‘my legs’
Your essay’s truly perfect!
Who needs arms when you’ve got legs like these?
I can show off my heart too!

Boast and Turn and Pose and Scoff; the audience is rooting for your destruction
Nod, Cheer, and Scream
Drama, Action, Bloodshed
Boast and Turn and Pose and Scoff; his ratings start climbing after that instantly
Nod, Cheer, and Scream
Drama, Action, Bloodshed
Boast and Turn and Pose and Scoff; you say that you’re not going to get hit at all
Nod, Cheer, and Scream
Drama, Action, Bloodshed
Boast and Turn and Pose and Scoff; but I do wonder if you can keep up the pace
Nod, Cheer, And Scream
We know who wins
Not you, Darling!

My fans they deserve it all
And you are going to provide
So get ready for a grand show
Human, I hope you can dance
Or you’re going to fall behind
Hurry, sweetie, it’s show time!

You pose so dramatically!
But I doubt that you can top me
I was built for destruction
Master of entertainment
I am now the King of TV
You promote my brand!

You seem alright
Though your fashion sense is odd
I can live with that fact
For the sake of these high ratings

This final show
It is the most glamorous
All my fans are endeared
It is clear that you’ve caught their eyes

You’re pretty strong
It seems I may have to spare
But not without a fight
Hit me with all that you’ve got, now

You’re a good kid
And you’re very determined
Go, knock ‘em dead, darling!
I believe in your willpower!

Death By Glamour
You are enamored
Aren’t I stunning
Ah, I’m not shunning

Heel turn, and pose
The audience nods
Ratings climb up
Now you’ve gotten it!
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Darling, I can show you where my love hides
it’s a heart beat
on a hard drive
Yeah, I’m dancing with your soul in my sights
it’s a showdown
in the spotlight
Honey, glamour’s got me out of my mind
like a kill switch
on my backside
And the camera’s got you frozen in time
like a save state
in a game file

I’m dreaming like no Dreemurr ever could
There’s my name! Up in lights!
Fifteen minutes won’t suffice, baby!

I’m sorry but it’s for the greater good
Raise the stakes! Pick a fight!
And these ratings might ignite, baby!

You got a lot of nerve my friend
What day and age you think we’re living in?
You’ve got a lot to learn human
Did you really think the doc was in?

Darling I can show you where my love hides
it’s a heart beat
on a hard drive

Electric personality
Persona fabulosity
With romance, bloodshed, and intrigue!
Give the people what they need!
A star! For humanity!
My face! on a million screens!
Now turn your heel but don’t you flee
Who needs arm with legs like these

Get a load of my sequins
Strut my stuff, you know I’m glammorin’
You’re gonna go to the dungeon
Do you really think that I won’t win?!?

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Dissy EX Mar 20 @ 2:12am 
Day 29, got 30 minutes of sleep and the computer bluescreening woke me up after I was just about to sleep soundly.

At the time of typing this I have school work and more shit to do later in the day.

Yet its 5:12 AM. Rest in piece any sort of productivity I may have had.
Dissy EX Mar 17 @ 9:18am 
Yes, welcome to Chili's leg dragons, how may Mettaton make his servants serve you?
Dankalga Mar 17 @ 9:07am 
Hi, welcome to dragons.
Dissy EX Mar 16 @ 9:34pm 
Hi, welcome to legs.
Holt Mar 16 @ 8:09pm 
Hi, welcome to Chili's.
Dissy EX Mar 8 @ 5:45pm 
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