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We were asked: "Would you rather get a blowjob from the girl of your dreams, or turn into a goat for a day so you could access the goat tower?"
We picked the only right option.
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"Nathan, let me tell you a little story: when I was a young man, about to go out in the world, my father says to me a very valuable thing. 'Son', the old guy says, '...one of these days, in your travels, a guy is going to come to you with a brand new deck of cards and offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you stand there, you are going to wind up with an earful of cider.'"
...oh, and thanks for the avatar, Archie. :3
We were asked: "Would you rather get a blowjob from the girl of your dreams, or turn into a goat for a day so you could access the goat tower?"
We picked the only right option.
She's the goddess with the plan at the end of the world
got a puppet in her hand, she's-a pulling the string
a marionette that gathers every little thing
it follows every command and every little whim
Got a wonderful thing, gonna visit the world
grab an armful of everything, good and true
make a golem out of junk, make a planet anew
if you wanna come along, she'll take you too