Zoidberg Jesus commands you.
Sup. You're dumb. and Welcome to my group of epic and awesomeness.
If u were invited and joined, then you are an awesome fellow. If not, Zoidberg hates you.
So have a great time :D!
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Ɖarren Who™ >>DS<<
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Sup. I'm Darren :3
Darren Hess
California, United States 
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"I kill quick, but not cleanly, I'm sorry." -Heavy
Sup i'm Darren and welcome to my kingdom of randomness and madness. It is beyond the
wave point of existance. Once the randomness begins, you get a feeling of mood swings of Anger and Super Fun Happiness.
I live in the world of gaming and life. My life is more advanced to the gaming world. As you see, I'm a creature maybe living in your neighborhood. I seek for death. Mostly in my imagination, I'm still a guy to be afraid of. So don't blink when you see me....
Death is a permanent decision to a temporary problem. Depends on how you die. If death is caused by me, then the problem is solved.
Peoples:
Sarluin: Awesome dude, Nice stories.
Angel (Jordin): Cool guy but a somewhat of a douche.
Spread (Alyssa): Awesome gurl, I gave her me buds because she got scammed.
Darkryu (Justin): Pretty awesome guy I have met.
Megamann: Funny guy with funny micspams.
Plasma: wghcfhjfghgg Awesome girl as well. You and raging nova.
(If I have forgotten you then I am a lazy fuck)
Goals:
[ ] Get a Bills
[ ] Get a Earbuds
[x] Obtain a high valved Misc/Hat
[x] Have 10 hats and/or miscs
[ ] Get the new sonic game.
[ ] Get my First UNUSUAL
My Backpack!
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Cake? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?
Haters gonna not hate on this
What's you know about Free Steam Games hater?
thanks for calling me awesome too. :3 [/spoiler
*Ahum* Susan B. Anthony dollars dessed in a white straightjacket in a confinement room made of sponge within an asylum for crazy hobos that have tendancies to rant about the economy while simotaniously juggling bears on a toothpick.
I got more.