This game is so gloriously vulgar and gives infinitessimal fucks about it, the game is all about fucking off and having fun and it delivers gloriously.

Really not much else to say, Fuck everything else, this game is the god-damned arma-mother-fucking-derp-ageddon.

Even the great gary spivey himself was mystified, shocked, and outright bemused at the concentrated levels of raw awesome and badassery his fragile psychic mind was exposed to upon playing this game.

If the savior of Mr. Fantastic couldn't even handle this game, could you?

If you have any testosterone in your body, you will absolutely love this game. You play as what is essentially six foot five of solidified handsome in power armor, and smash the ever loving shit out of everything not caucasian. Some might say it's racist, some might say it doesn't matter, but most will simply never notice.

Apart from rudimentary demographics, the game is a balls to the wall third person action movie complete with as much tits as there is blood, gore, and forcibly injected testosterone, amphetamines, and synthetic adrenaline.

Playing this game taught me what it means to be a man.

Holy jesus shit on a biscuit christ.


Get it.