White, cisgendered trans-Imperial male. I was born in the wrong era. Preferred pronouncs are guard/guards/guardself. My triggers are thieves, Skooma and filty Khajit. Do not mention these around me or I WILL block you.
Why are you here, fuck off. This is my profile and you are reading it, funny how that works huh? Who doesn't like cute anime boats doing cute things with their cute boat parts? Hello there, and welcome to my extremely fucked up profile which hasn't been reported and VAC banned by Steam moderators that can't take edgyness on the internet yet. I am an extremely lewd, disgusting, obscene, right-wing, narcissistic, fascist, sadomasochistic, borderline pedophile that shockingly masturbates to Japanese thirteen year old animated females wearing Nazi uniforms. Eating children is nothing more than a novelty.
Good friends on steam: Dragonego, IceHawk, FragBait, Heika Dashie/Sinman, SirChelmney, SneakyMeteor, Sven2Feather/Lonecause2, GGLucas, Thunder Charmer, Luceil Mechanica, Cowkiller, Caevus/Heilo119/SkyRealmSoldier, Army_of_Darkness, Calasmeer. HICKSEY000, Kronos115, NanoPizza, rhadamanthus, Wageofwar Method Crab needs to buy me 100% Orange Juice and thats it :V